I’m not saying that Max’s daydream is actually what happened, especially with the anachronistic cop, but it wouldn’t surprise me if something like that happened.
For anyone wondering, Gwen’s eyes are supposed to be hazel, and not be quite so much “the darkness must feed” colored. But it works with her goth/lolita thing so I guess it’s ok. Apparently ArcLight has an incredibly relaxed dress code.
In case you’re not familiar with Adderall, the generic version of it simply reads “Amphetamine.” Meth lite basically.
Regular commenter Marscaleb made a top 10 video of his favorite webcomics, it’s kind of long, coming in a around 45 minutes, but actually quite well produced. I watched the whole thing and plan on checking out his recommendations. You can probably guess why I mention it here.












The Hammer she mentions is from Galaxy Quest.
“By Grabthar’s Hammer, what savings.”
I think Maxima’s brain just went a little sideways at the idea of Sydney getting mugged and the ensuing violence. Maxima probably then had to bite her tongue to avoid giggling like a 6 year old girl.
Thank you for reaffirming my belief in humanity. :D
What the hell, no comments? At least none showing up on my screen… And the Who’s Who is down the bottom of the screen for some reason… Daaaaave, I think your site layout is borked!
Site’s the same. I think you should check your browser settings.
Nope it abruptly changed on me too….mayhaps the computer has been watching too much Professor Fate, or just wacked…ok enough of that but yes, there were 120ish ones…including one of mine, and they went LE POOF!, so only 20 show (the latest mind you). Thanks for your time, consideration, and original name.
Oh that. It’s set to open a new page of comments at like 40 original strings and opens at the newest page.
Devious! Well, that solves that…and now…the lar-nevermind, I’ll go hide in shame now.
I saw “Galaxy Quest” but not very many times so I didn’t recognize the quote used. I did wonder about how the tentacled aliens over came the Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle unless it was the Quantum Inseperability Principle (spooky action at a distance) then it worked for their transporters.
Not to confuse “Grabthar’s Hammer ” with “Galaxar” from “Monsters vs Aliens.” Wish they would make another one. Didn’t get to see the Halloween special. All Hail Galaxar!
Aye lassie… boot ‘im in ‘is colee wobbles.
Love the Galaxy Quest reference — one of my all time favorite movies (but I thought it was Grapthar, not Grabthar?)
It’s like translating from Arabic, the romanized spelling can vary a little.
I don’t know, I googled it and found a bunch of sites that spelled it that way.
Maxima’s face in the last panel… Fantastic. Cannot stop laughing.
“Zephan, It’s called Meth…” says the woman drinking Monster in a casual way at afternoon.
Er, did something change about the comments page?
Hey Dave! If you can see this comment – something is different about this page. Layout is misplaced compared to older pages, and there are no comments/discussion visible other than the single ‘leave a comment’ box. I’m using IE9 in W7. All the other pages look the way they used to.
Oh Mog, I’ve broken the interwebs again…
Woah, that is super busted. Crap. That may take a while to fix.
Yerp, Thas prolly my problem – but Dave fixed it. :D
I’m just too lazy to change what I’m familiar with using – I know there’s lotsa browsers out there compared with when I started (picture Flintstones tech, but upfraded to coal-burning)….
‘upgraded’ – the ‘frades are still all the same…..
Well there’s your problem you’re using IE! :D
dil, your problem is you’re using Internet explorer at all, download google chrome of mozilla firefox
or**
Since this is only Maxima’s imagination… Does that means she is familiar with Galaxy quest?
Well, isn’t EVERYBODY familiar with Galaxy Quest?
Why does it seem fitting that Max drinks Monster?
Rather than seeing that it is fitting she drinks Monster, I worry that she’ll give Sydney one!
honestly Sydney SHOULD have the monster. Turns out caffeine has the opposite effect in persons with ADHD or something of the sort. It mellows them out quite a bit
I can confirm this personally for i have ADHD and i feel really calm and focused after drinking a monster
there my favorite seeditive too yay
the reason is that in our brains, the part that helps others focus is effective asleep most of the time and when we take take things like adrenal or ritalin or we drink high quantities of caffeine it actually wakes up that part of the brain first.
“Gwen’s eyes are supposed to be hazel, and not be quite so much “the darkness must feed” colored.”
But, the darkness *must* feed, it hungers! :D
“But it works with her goth/lolita thing so I guess it’s ok. Apparently ArcLight has an incredibly relaxed dress code.”
I get the feeling that one of the perks of being a super in ARCHON is that you can dress however you want most of the time (within reason I assume).
I really don’t think that Archon can afford to have a strict dress code. What with having to really search everywhere to get even one candidate, they can’t be put through the same mind-breaking brainwashing that most grunts get.
especially when someone is able to resist such brainwashing by collapsing an entire city block and then walking away.
I think it’s absolutely appropriate they have such relaxed clothing standards. A standard military wants people to look and act the same within each function, because they need consistency and reliability to create effects an individual is incapable of producing – every infantryman looks like every other infantryman, so when you see them, you know what effects they will produce. The ARCs, though, should be iconoclasts because they do produce effects as individuals, and to gain synergy, must mix/match different capabilities, so looking different emphasizes in the mind their unique capabilities, so once again, you know what you’re getting…
I think that sums it up very well. Gwen’s outfit screams mystic-type.
Also, the darkness must feed! :D
They are also a police force for super humans. Unless you want everybody in matching spandex, like Alpha flight a relaxed dress code helps people see them as human beings (except Dabbler) instead of scary people with god like powers.
Hrmmm…
It occurs to me that Sydney may be more than a match for a few of the team members, and that’s BEFORE whatever Energy-X she has in that tube (please tell me someone gets that reference).
Oh, and I think that Sydney may be the only person on earth able to eat raw cinnamon powder.
For Freedom!
I can eat raw cinnamon powder, in small amounts. The real problem is accidentally inhaling it, not eating it. That can cause lesions in the airways which is not fun and takes ages to heal. I usually take my cinnamon in a paste with a little sugar to prevent that. Seriously, it’s not that big a thing to eat raw cinnamon.
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You wouldn’t want to eat too much cinnamon because it could mess up your kidneys. Remember all things in moderation.
I use IE because I can use Google Toolbar to bookmark the comics I read, so that no matter whether it’s two days before I come back or two weeks, I can pick up where I left off, no matter what city I’m in or whose computer I’m using. For regular internet browsing, I use Chrome.
Chrome? Maybe I’m one of the two people who really read the user license on that thing. After doing so I decided to never touch it again because I considered it as spyware. If you really must, please consider Chromium instead, it might be a tiny bit better for your privacy.
(I’d recommend Opera (used by me most of the times, because it’s the fastest to operate and in rendering pages) or Firefox.)
Opera is working fine funny that. No need for tool bars either and it gets all the cool bells and whistles before anyone else thinks of them.
Firefox hasn’t had a problem yet either. I very rarely use IE (one Japanese website requires it for downloads) and have used Mozilla products since I first started surfing (or was it just paddling then?) the net with Netscape.
Actually, they do write prescriptions for meth, under the name desoxyn. I’ve done research on antidepressants and antipsychotics once, and found info on it.
http://www.rxlist.com/desoxyn-drug.htm
I think Maxima knows now how Sydney is and came up with a plausible idea for the mugging… save the policeman bit. I like it… And I can see Sydney being ADHD, she is just too hyper…
Would be funny if it WAS an actual Irishman who was the arresting officer. :)
“ADHD, unsurprisingly”
^_^
is max drinking monster?
I’m sticking with FireFox….Chrome is evil.
I can’t stop laughing!
I just upgraded to FF10 and I can verify the site is beautiful (well as beautiful as my 12 YO monitor can make it). Yep that’s me all over, cutting edge software running on antique HW.
Somehow I knew Sydney would react to someone trying to mug her like that, also her personality matches that of a very dangerous maniac who should be kept away from the explosives of any kind at all times and also NOT allowed to have any sort of caffeine to drink.
Sydney with explosives.
Gotta figure that, given ARC-SWAT’s military basis, Sydney will start asking about explosives access / usage (or, at an absolute minimum, a chance to do some training with them) when she joins up.
Brrrrrrrrrrr. All of a sudden, I feel very very cold.
… COULD even become a sort of running joke as things progress – Maxima forever working to keep Sydney well away from things that go BOOM.
An amazing comic so far, and I’m loving how Maxima can just imagine how she handled it after only knowing Heather for a short time. xD
Heather? who is Heather? Her name is Sydney, Sydney Scoville. Did you read the comic, or just stare at the pretty pictures? >:P
Now there is a Heather in Spinneret. Try not to confuse the two.
Damn you brain, you’ve failed me again!…
I really enjoy this comic but I must say that this page was epic :D
I almost fell out of my bed from laughing at this… thank you.
Hi! Great comic!
I haven’t read all the comments so someone might have already done this…
I would like to correct your statement of “…meth lite, basically.” and the statement Max makes, “that’s called meth.” Meth, or methamphetamine, is an amphetamine, as ‘amphetamine’ is a class of stimulants. However, that does not mean that amphetamines are derivatives and/or ‘lite’ versions of methamphetamine. Think venn diagram: All methamphetamines are amphetamines, but NOT all amphetamines are methamphetamines.
Why? Many reasons, one of them:
They are both stimulants, and they do differ structurally and chemically by only a methyl group (CH3, a carbon and three hydrogens). However, in the world of chemicals, that lone methyl group can make a big difference. For example, amphetamine taken orally, (a pill) usually takes about an hour for effects to start to kick in. Methamphetamine, if also taken same dose in pill form, is much more quickly absorbed and could in fact cause effects within 10-20min…roughly. (Exactly why meth is so addictive: positive reinforcement).
Increasing the dose of Syndey’s adderall may help, and she probably would have similar side effects that meth users have… but that doesn’t mean she’d be taking meth. Adderall, for most people that take it, is no where near as harmful as meth would be. (As long as the adderall is not abused…)
Anyway, *shrugs* i just know those with ADHD/ADD have a hard enough time dealing with fitting in ‘normal’ standards of task managing and such that it doesn’t help to joke about them being meth (or almost meth) users.
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Hah. I got so into thinking bout all that. all i meant to do was make an observation bout society and life and science and look how i end up. lolz im always way over thinking things
Oddly enough my first thought after laughing about this strip was to correct Maxima. One word for you Maxima: Desoxyn. It is available, but VERY expensive since no insurance I’ve ever worked with will pay for it. That and practically no doctor will write for it. I have worked in a pharmacy for 5+ years. That is the only reason I even know about it. So to correct Maxima, it can be done. ;) But then again she was in the air force, not a pharmacy, so it is forgivable. I didn’t see this in any of the comments, so figured I would add it. Nice story by the way.
.. now we know why she’s so skinny. adderall (btw i think its spelled wrong) is also a weight suppressant. though with the amount she ate earlier makes me wonder.
Literallyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cried with laughter.