It’s a good thing Gellen found something Sydney liked right away, because otherwise, presenting her with the unlimited options that mass fabricators present would usually vapor lock her brain.

I’m not sure Maxima owns anything angora, but Sydney’s alternate suggestion doesn’t quite work with “don’t maliciously apply a cheese grater to Maxima’s leather jacket.” For one thing, that wouldn’t work if Max was wearing the thing, and for another, no one really takes cheese graters to leather coats so it wouldn’t be an aphorism that anyone would identify with.

Gellen was always supposed to look like an anime pretty boy. You know, all bishonen like. But I’m terrible at drawing “pretty” boys, and I always get him wrong, so this time I used reference. In this case, the reference I used was Shin, from Fist of the Northstar, which is about as far from a bishonen title as it gets. But Shin had the long chin and intense eyes, as opposed to everyone else who square jawed to the point of deformity.

I want Gellen to sound like Ricardo Montalban, just because I saw an episode of Columbo where he played a famous matador. Colombo was in Mexico on vacation with oft talked about but never seen wife, and according to this episode, matadors were apparently treated like Dukes or something. Anyway, Montalban said “matador” like “mat-ta-DOR!” and that always stuck with me for some reason.

But then, almost anything Montalban said was cool sounding. I wonder if he talked like that off camera? It would be cool to hear him order lunch at the craft services table a few times, but eventually it would be frustrating cause it’d take three times as long for him to order his hot pocket and frito pie. (In this hypothetical I’m assuming Montalban had terminal indigestion.)

Actually, I wonder what a conversation between Montalban, Jack Palance, James Earl Jones, Charles Dance, Stacy Keach, Morgan Freeman, and John Wayne would be like, assuming they all used their full on-camera actor voices. There’d be so much gravitas the Earth would disappear into a singularitas.

But seriously, imagine Jack “Believe it……. >inhale<………….. or NOOOOOOOT!” Palance ordering a cheeseburger.
“I’d like…… >inhale<……….. a cheeeeeeseburger….. with no pickles………. >inhale< extra….. dijon mustard….. >inhale<……”
You get the idea. How long until you’d be like, “OHMYGODJUSTWRITEITDOWN!”

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There is a new one coming soon, I promise!

The vote incentive is finally done!

The update to the TWC image is pretty minor, but the Patreon version has the bonus comic as well as nude versions. I will strive to make the next one more timely.

 

 

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