Grrl Power #1405 – Gooch joke redux
This guy is supposed to sound a little vague, cause, well… his thought processes aren’t human. I dunno if there’s a word for “more than sapient,” but he would qualify. What I mean is that his thinking is as much “supercomputer/ten trillion simultaneous streams of consciousness/thought processes” as he is an organic brain with… you know, emotions and hobbies and that other stuff that makes someone interesting. Or maybe boring, depending on the hobbies.
I have say, writing something other than fairly casual dialog is a real challenge for my particular skill set. I will say this though, those word bubble stacks he’s speaking, with two or three different colored words per bubble, he’s actually saying a single word that encompasses all those concepts. “How/When/Why” is a specific comprehensive interrogative, and his language has other words that mean “Who/What/How” or “Which/How Much/Whom.” You get the idea. It makes for a thick dictionary, but he’s the kind of guy who appreciates that sort of lexical precision.
But like I said, he’s not just a space android. He can appreciate a good gooch joke.
The Sydney Kobold vote incentive is nearly done. I know it’s been sitting idle for a while, but in the last three weeks, my wife discovered what sciatica is… and then more recently discovered that sometimes the early stages of shingles looks a lot like sciatica. That one’s still up in the air. So I’m going to go get caught up on a bunch of vaccines before the current unimaginably idiotic and embarrassing administration outlaws vaccines, medicine, and science entirely, because maybe-shingles doesn’t look like much fun.
Also, I went to 3 different dentists and ultimately got a cracked molar pulled. It really sucked to bite down on something just a little bit wrong, and that little crack… expanded for like a quarter of a second before springing back. Like, lose vision in one eye for a second levels of suck. Yeah, so I only put up with that for about three years before finally having to deal with it because the last time it happened the pain didn’t go away. I’m proactive like that. Pro-tip. If you have a raw nerve in your mouth, don’t go to a concert and stand six feet from a speaker the size of a washing machine that vibrates your bone marrow. That doesn’t mix well with inflamed tissue. Directly related to that revelation, I learned that Tramadol has basically no effect on me. Fun times.
Also, I put my mom into memory care, which if you’re not familiar with it, is like elderly assisted living for people with moderate to advanced dementia. I’ve never gone into specifics about my mom’s situation, cause, medical stuff is private and I don’t like turning my posts into agony aunts, but dementia is the primary reason I had to upend my life after my dad passed. My mom just wasn’t capable of taking care of herself, and over the last year, she got to the point that I was worried that maybe not putting her into professional care was doing her more harm? I don’t know, I’ve never had to navigate this before and I don’t know if there’s even a reliable roadmap for this sort of thing anyway.
SO. I have been busy outside of working on the comic. I know I’ve said this before, but hopefully things will start smoothing out and I’ll get back on track with the vote incentives. Maybe I’ll even write Tamer: Enhancer 3, hah hah. To be clear, I’d love to, but the vote incentives take priority.
Ooh, look! A new vote incentive! And it’s updated with color!
Well, in progress, obviously. I have another one that’s actually a bit further along, but everyone was all, “Sydney Kobold vote incentive!” So I switched to this one. Plus the other one was a multi-character picture so it will actually take me longer to finish. I hope to have an update for this one each week, so stay tuned. There is a slightly higher res version on Patreon.
By the way, this gunmetal blue-ish background and teal pencils are how I draw the comic. I set it up this way so I don’t have to spend all day staring into a bright white blank page.
Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.






but as some said orbs may of gotten damaged and couldnt return thus was able to sync up with sydney which filled in the damaged component aka locamotion or movement. and then went you know this is actually fun like game in survival mode. and stayed or cant leave due to the binding. maybe the orbs linked up with a android body that got destroyed or some nth tech level robot body cause the orbs are sentient and body was just a shell and no longer could move thus bound to her. and slowly letting her have access to powers shes ready for and sense it regesters as a game or skill tree for fun
Don’t know if this is the case, but you may want to look into her medication…
I know that statins can cause transient global amnesia and dementia like symptoms…
Most Doctors don’t know/aren’t current, and the listed side effects are written in such a way as to obscure it.
Between this and the orbs’ pictures when they were scanned, it’s clear the orbs have a sense of humour
i think you responded to the wrong post…
Oops, this wasn’t meant to be a reply at all…
Life maybe getting extra complicated for the our Halo wonder.
Putting this guy in front of the word balloons is a nice touch.
“More than sapient”? I believe the word Dave is looking for is “mentat”.
Does no one else think that Nth guy’s hat/head could be a way to hide his own set of orbs? It’s oddly the exact diameter and circumference of the orbs orbit…
So my sympathies on putting your mom into memory care. I had to do that with mine. It is hard, but it is better for her and for you. She gets a fixed structure to her life and you get a portion of your life back. It is, in fact, a truly compassionate act for her and for yourself.
I took Tramadol for three and a half days last year after an incident with severe back pain. 3 doctors other than the one who originally gave it to me said some variation of “OMG, he gave you what?! Why?!”. When I stopped taking it I woke up with the first panic attack of my life in the middle of the night. Pretty sure that was a withdrawal symptom, because I had never experienced anything even remotely close to that before.
TL;DR: Tramadol bad, stay away!
I’ve been on 4 Tramadol per day for the last 25 years or so. That’s only part of my daily regimen of pain drugs. In total, they take care of about 60% of the pain I’m in. But I’m afraid to switch over to stuff that’s more effective because doing that would likely affect my ability to function.
What a pain drug does for (or to) you depends a hell of a lot on what kind of pain you’re experiencing (source) and how much pain you’re experiencing.
I got similar responses to my Digoxin. Every time I get a new Cardiologist, they freak out that I am on it. (Its a heart FAILURE medication. not treatment, FAILURE. its meant to buy a few days to allow other actual treatments to get going. not supposed to be used long term. it was briefly recalled for leaving deposits in peoples Kidneys (or livers, i forget, part of toxin filter system) but i remained on it because my boosted metabolism (which is a symptom/cause of my heart issues) keeps my filters clean.) anyways, I’ve been on a high dosage of it (along with 3 sedatives, two mood adjusters, an anti-inflammatory, a muscle relaxer and a nerve deaden-er) for over twenty years because by the time i got a new cardiologist, they were afraid to take me off of it after being on it for so long. then i get a new doc and the cycle repeats.
Is was will be you from Gandahar?
My advice to anyone who has to put elderly relatives in professional care: visit. More importantly, visit sporadically. If the place you sent her to is worth what you’re paying, it won’t matter. If they’re not worth what you’re paying, it could cause them to be worth what you’re paying for your relative at least. Or you might find out that they aren’t.
Unfortunately, that’s the best we can really hope for in this day and age. Also note, they could be worth it now and have a dramatic change later. So make sure you visit when you can.
Max is stunned…. what exactly was said…
You can see what was said, or go back to before the Stygan floor-dusting
And Maxi isn’t stunned, she’s pissed
Though even Max snickered a moment before shifting back into serious mode, which confirms the orbs’ judgment in latching onto Sydney for her entertainment potential…
See page 1387 where this happened already, just without our turtleneck friend.
If no where else, putting the unobstructed joke in the vote incentive would probably be a good “in the meantime” while things settle for you.
The scene with the joke is from page 1387 and has a lack of visible hyperadvanced aliens in the way of it
This speech reminds me of the early vozzler from Girl Genius, before he was stabilized. was it an inspiration or are they both inspired from an older higher-dimensional speech pattern?
The concept of a “meta-language” not constrained by our limited perception is.. old…
Asimov, van Vogt, Heinlein all used versions of meta-language in several of their stories/worlds.
There’s probably a ton of others, but those writers used such language as the core of their stories.
It is hilariously relatable that the rationality the (OrbverMind/OrbserversOrbservitors) gives for bonding with Sydney can be explained as:
[i]”It was judged to have a high likelihood of staving-off boredom and ennui through the provision of amusing spontaneity and unexpected situations.”[/i]
With an appropriately skeptical response of:
[i]”A better reason is required.”[/i] followed by a perfect example causing a 180-shift of opinion.
Yknow how that’d play-out online w/ us humies?
“WTF, dude, why’d you pick her?”
“for the lols”
[b]”Cap.”[/b]
*shares goof clip*
[b][i]”OMFG, she’s perfect![/i][/b]
if anyone cares, the page being referenced is page 1387. I had forgotten the context if the joke and had to go read it again.
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It can laugh. A fantastic sign.
My sympathies. I’ve been through enough to know what kind of pains you’re in. I hope things get quieter soon. Take care.
It sounds like the orbs are semi-sentient and chose Sydney consciously. If that’s the case, her skill tree might not be EXP based.
It might also be why she felt “more in tune with the orbs” when she *really* needed to guess correctly (page 673) — the orbs might be giving her subtle hints.
Looks a bit like trying to communicate with a t’ca.
Getting a definite Vorlon (Babylon 5) vibe from new guy.
Good to know Mushroom Cap has a good sense of humor.
Usually a strong sign of an advanced civilization, right?
So here’s the thing about a Matryoshka Brain (or other gigascale computing platform): you are calculating *all the things at once*. Everything. Everyone. Everywhere. So what are they going to value the most
NOVELTY.
Something new and unexpected is going to be nigh-impossible with that much power. There can be no jokes when you already know all the punchlines. This is probably the only time this guy has laughed in *millennia*
Did we just get told that Scoville here got ‘intergalactic uber-balls’… Because they find her hilarious?
I mean… Not wrong… But that’s got to be one of the least/most satisfying/relatable answers this side of the multiverse!
Also, the multi-meaning words are cool once I understood what was going on… Reminds me of ‘Control’ in many ways…
for what it’s worth, Dave, i think you conveyed what you were trying to REALLY well, here. the way you have him “speaking”, kind of like multiple thoughts at once, all stacked on top of eachother.
Hoo boy. You may want to look up the replication crisis and the utterly disappointing response to it by the relevant professional communities.
Meanwhile, in RealTime, Sydney’s Orbs are flickering and/or glowing more than they ever have.
Kora: “DON’T TOUCH THEM! We’re still crossing the wormhole!”
Sydney: “I guess I should have put them in ‘Airplane Mode’ “.
I guess even Higher Beings can appreciate the occasional bit of crass humor
His speech reminds me of what … I think it was Grant Morrison? pulled in Doom Patrol to simulate alien thinking in dialogue – he intentionally badly misspelled every third or fourth word, and too the first suggestion Autocorrupt … er Autocorrect came up with. A lot of people complained about headaches after reading pages with these guys talking on them.
Hehe, I’m very amused that this pretty closely ended up following the idea I had in the comments on the previous page! ^_^ Either I really called it, or Dave saw my comment and went “…yeah that tracks.” <3
I think to the Nth, the orbs are their equivalent of a video game. Like the natural evolution of them in their society from screens to vr to ar to ‘I can just use these to play it for real’ kinda thing. But ultimately, as insanely powerful as they are to the rest of the galaxy — they’re a children’s toy.
*hugs*
Just so you know, your two enhancer books are part of the Tamer series re-reads when I prepare for the newest book, soon to be 11.
Well, now we have confirmation that the orbs are sentient, and that the give Sydney points when she entertains them, impresses them, or they just REALLY don’t want her dying.
I was right; she’s a livestreamer for hyperadvanced beings.
“Whermst?”
I can just imagine this guy shouting “IGNORE ME!” for an entire episode