Grrl Power #1492 – Glamazon in the space shower
Yup, Max’s sass seems to have leveled up. Or maybe it’s because she’s not surrounded by subordinates?
In between pages, Sydney did ask Max why she chose a hot shower over the mechanical space-latex scraping chopstick machine that she used last time, but halfway through she realized she’d answered her own question.
This is a kind of weird lecture from Max, given that Galen (or Gellen, as I was reminded last page. I did the same thing with his name as Slyv/Sylv. But I’m not going to sit here and tell you his full name is Galen Gellen like I did with Sylv.) Anyway, Galen is from a considerably more sex-positive society than Max, and he’s not even from the space equivalent of a red state, which means he actually knew how sex and reproduction works at some point in… I guess, late middle school. And going to space school where you have to learn 6,000 different species worth of sex organs, that’s no small feat. In practical terms, what that means is Space High School tends to be a lot unofficial practical field learning. I.E., hands on learning about all the A-Z spots and all that.
On the other hand, Galen is like 6’10” and proportionally endowed like he’s on the large end of porn stars, and hangs out with Cora, who is in some ways competitive with Dabbler. You know, for a woman who isn’t actually partially comprised of and powered by sex magic. So maybe he could use a bit of a reality check. Well, not reality, more of a “people who aren’t living the life of sexually charged space adventurers.”
So here’s a question. Is Cora really a real size-queen if she has bio-mods making it easier to handle large pizza deliveries with extra sausage? She got the bio-mods originally mostly for compatibility and her own safety. But she has kind of taking a liking to certain… ratios. I don’t know if women take any sort of psychological satisfaction in… you know, internalizing a larger partner. I kind of suspect outside of a certain subset, the answer is no. Like, it’s the end of the 3rd date, and things are progressing, and his pants come down, and there’s a lot on display, are women more like, “Ooh, a challenge!” or “Oh, god. That’s going to hurt.” I suspect more fall into the latter category in all honesty. So, for a purist size-queen, I think Cora is on the outs. But if all you care about is how much goes where, then she’s a pro.
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I think she would get in trouble for doing this. She’d mess up the… floor of the waterfall? Is that what it’s called? The receiving pool? No, probably not that. Anyway, she’d churn things up and cause a ton of weird erosion.
Since you might be wondering, Niagara Falls is about 165 feet high, so Babezilla obviously doesn’t have to be full sized. I’d say she’s about 175-180 feet tall here?
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Sydney, a better question would be why you would not take an actual hot shower when the option is available…
Maybe the details get too technical here but is penetrative sex with Max really impossible? Or is that something she made up to let Gellen down easier? I know her skin is different does that play into it? There’s actually a lot of details that could make the logistics of sex with a super complicated. Is this why Anvil has a thing for tall dudes? She needs a man with enough height to reach? Are they both afraid of crushing their lovers snu snu style? I’m sure with Max’s power she’s not doing anything she doesn’t want but impossible is a big claim to make. I hope she’s found a method to get her satisfaction regardless.
Wait upon re-read I think I get it. It’s not a problem with Max but with Gellen. He’s too big or at least that’s the implication and because Max is so naturally tough trying to make that work would be a bad time for Gellen even if Max was eager for it. That’s tough. Ouch.
What Max is saying is that she isn’t in to hung guys, and Gellen would likely injure himself trying. She’s too tough to be forced to ‘flex’ that much. Like trying to force your dick down a steel pipe that was too narrow.
What I’m curious about is how Max’s boyfriend doesn’t realize something’s up with her? Dabbler’s spell apparently covers the feel of her skin, even mid coitus?
Probably because either 1) Max and her boyfriend have not yet progressed to having sex yet, and are only on second base or something, or 2) Max’s boyfriend does not have a comically oversized manhood, and therefore it’s not as difficult for Maxima to lower her ‘toughness’ to a point where they can both enjoy it.
Or, another possibility is what Maxima is saying to Mr. Galen G. Gellen (the G stands for Gaelin probably) is a lie/fabrication to be polite and spare him his feelings, since he’s not saying this stuff from some point of misogyny or sexist harassment, and she is friendly with Cora and her crew.
So back to a technical question, can max overall power down in some way? Or for the safety of her partners, maybe put all power into blasting and then not use it?
DaveB has already mentioned she can power down certain elements of her power to normal-or-somewhat-above-normal-but-not-ridiculously-powerful in the past.
It all depends on the nature of her toughness. Generally metaphysical durability reduces being cut, pinched , or impact damage. While retaining tactile sensation and normal elasticity. That last one being the most important here.
However Max has special skin, so a Colossus of the X-Men kind of situation where you get an increase in durability but also a loss in elasticity. So perhaps Maxima even at a lower power down can be elastic enough for a smaller size that would fit naturally but ironically a larger size can’t (stretch) her so like trying to squeeze through a thick rubber hose or steel pipe.
It’s probably just that no level of her durability makes her *more* elastic. And she’s not “trained” for this magnitude.
So either she powers down and risks injury from being stretched too much, or she uses her powers to maintain a safe maximum for her – which would however still mean Gellen would have to cram his “cylinder” into too small of a space. Neither of which make for a great experience for either of them. It’s a lose/lose scenario.
Or she has a boyfriend, doesn’t want to have sex, and is letting him down easy.
I think she could make it work. I also think she’s keeping her refusal exceptionally nice because Cora’s crew have done things like replace Peggy’s leg and might do similar things in the future.
Considering the kind of shit Bad Dragon produces, some women(and some men too I guess) are just into that kind of shit.
There is also a youtube short by Cera Gibson with a tape measure explaining the size difference between “fine” and “entirely unethical”
Well, there’s a separate (very popular) category dedicated entirely to unethical-sized toys. Being used to the limit. Sometimes twice (in a row and/or stacked)
I had an idea last night and this is the site I post my ideas on because i’m not Teck savvy.
An idea for Brits who have to live on the Isle of Man.
Build a large TV/Movie/Music studio on the Isle of Man for tax reasons and rent them out to the various companies that have actors/musicians who have to live there because otherwise the government would eat all their money.
They have all that talent stuck there for months on end, why not have a place to work?
It would generate jobs for the local economy, and bring people in from outside for business, and Tourist money.
And yet, *somehow*, Deus managed…
Ah, that claim. Might he not have been the poor lad with the sense of humor. That is to say, how many fingers am I holding up? Oh you can’t hear it? Let me turn it up. Or you could just read between the lines.
p.s. only time IRL I thought I had got my own dumb self… Did that to mom when I was 13(she ticked me off). I’ve walked minefields, touched live wires hot enough to blow a tesla coil, petted things from between spaces and stayed sane. That was the only time I was certain my death was nigh and it would hurt.
Consider that Cora runs around in a hardlight projection suit with full tactile feedback, is best friends with dabbler and is just as omnisexual.
Cora probably has ‘settings’ where she can futanari cockvore the rest of the crew at the same time, so Max’s flippant offer of a boobjob out of nowhere shouldn’t have surprised Gellen like that.
IIRC Max’s blood is blue. Which makes her back look really bad. Perhaps a checking over before the shower would’ve been a good idea.
I thought that blue stuff on her back was what’s left of her mechanical space latex costume/armour.
It could be Max’s equivalent of bruising, or even as you think her blood, yet that doesn’t seem to gel with the battle royale she went through.
Isn’t it just a reflection of her hair in her very shiny skin?
If you take a close look at her back there’s bits of purple and one blue diamond left – that’s remnants of her disguise.
Having sex after the 3rd date is too soon. You can’t tell if the guy wants something serious after just 3 dates, especially if you’re love-struck.
Your preference has been noted.
Ok mid 80’s MM music ruining advisor. ROTFLMAO That judeo-christian claptrap is so cute. I want to hit it with a flame thrower then nuke it from orbit with a black hole. “If a guy wants something serious” HAHAHAHAHA that is so much utter craptastick unfactual advice I wanna take ya by tha’ neck and give the gwen stacey treatment. It’s also stupid advice ye be blathering. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! P.S. I know for a fact many women are as bad as men. Because girls just wanna have fun.
If you’re after something serious then you don’t go out on dates. You share hobby evenings.
Dates are for getting to know someone well enough to trust them with putting things inside you.
Back in the good ol’ days sex on the first date wasn’t soon enough. We’d hook up when we first met in the wild, then start dating if it was good enough. And then came HIV and AIDS and ruined the good times. Aaah, the disco era was a fun time.
I had a flashback to Larry Niven’s short story. Man of Steel. Woman of Kleenex, as he did an essay on the sexual consequences of Superman and Lois.
I’m wondering if Galen will just take his chances. It looks like Max could use some help getting the last of the disguise off her back anyways.
Yeah, most women are not size queens, and I’ve heard from my woman friends that a big one can hurt a lot, especially if it hits the cervix.
Also, pleasure can be achieved through non-penetrative sex. So yes, size comparison is mostly a man thing.
Take note: words are like gold, the more of it there is, the less valuable it is and vice versa.
Max’s views are funny to read sometimes. Something like 83% of Romance novels are written by women. For instance “Morning Glory Milking Farm” about a strong, independently minded, cash strapped, woman collecting fluids from hung centaur males is by a woman. Though I do hear men write under women’s names because male author names can negatively affect sales.
Does Max have a tatoo on her back? Or was that her hair reflecting on her skin?
Was anyone else parsing “boob job” as a suggestion that Gallen would end up with breast implants, and being thoroughly confused as to the how and why?
No? Just me?
Note to self: Drink moar coffee before reading web comics… >.>
No, that got me too. IME what Max is referring to is more usually called a titfuck.
Yeah, the term ‘boob-job’ definitely made me think of ‘breast augmentation’ and not a sexual play.
I came across a useful graphic on Bluesky depicting an anatomical style model explaining how some women can take bigger toys using the fornices. I’ll try to link it.
Given the variety of races and the existance of the potion Sydney took, I have no doubt that there is something Max could take.
I believe that somewhere a guy looked at some sort of sexy earth elemental and went “Yep, gonna need protection for that.”
In my ADHD, not enough coffee yet, train of thought I leapt from boob job to blow job to wonder about Max’s bite strength. It seems like Max could literally take a bite out of crime. Emasculation jokes aside, at least for the moment, could you imagine that you are grappling in your super armor and Max just casually bites a chunk out of it?
You got to take every advantage when fighting the foes Maxima have. Math and Dabbler have probably teached her to fight dirty.
Some women enjoy having their cervix ‘battered’.
Everyone’s different.
Just sayin’.
Tbh if someone turns you down for shower sex as firmly as Max did, it is rude AF to nonetheless follow them to the bathroom and linger just outside the shower continuing to pitch.