Grrl Power #117 – Table for Two
Apparently Fusion’s heat scale goes by how hot other things are perceived to be. Mostly explosions, but there are some notable exceptions. The “Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator” comes in just over “Like Gargling Thermite” but a bit behind “Gigaton Naquadria Bomb” but it’s a real step up to “The Sun” which is where Sydney will start looking. Above that, there’s really only “Pulsar” then “Quasar” and finally “The Big Bang” but you have to sign a waiver as soon as the food can be described in terms of astronomical bodies and events.
The comic takes me so long to draw because I spend a lot of time noodling the pencils, and sometimes I’ll draw a whole picture only to cut it entirely, so here’s an alternate version of Sydney’s expression for the last panel. I liked this one but I thought the head tilt was a little more condescending.
BTW the margin text on the bottom middle panel says “falsetto” in case it’s too small for anyone. If you think about it too hard, it’s weird when girls use a falsetto to indicate they’re speaking in a girl’s voice. Obviously it’s usually done in a slightly mocking fashion. Probably not the best thing to do to someone who’s going to be handling your food though.
Ummm… Dave? Please tell me that menu isn’t using the same rating scale as your cast page.
The idea that there is not only a ‘white person spicy’ and an ‘us spicy’, but also a ‘super person spicy’ salsa rated with enough stars to floor anyone except Maxima and Achilles rather scares me.
That would be an interesting twist. The waitress was cut off before she could say something like “you should know that anything above 6 stars is intended for our guests with invulnerability or digestive-related powers. Consumption by unpowered individuals is not recommended and Fusion accepts no liability in this case.”
spoken like a true disclaimer person!
I’m Sorry this did not take the Spoiler tag right… Lets see if this works…
[spoiler] As funny as that is.. and something to that effect some has probably been written where Sydney breaths fire, I’m betting Sydney from her training at the small Chinese dinner at the start of the comic is pretty prepared for this. Sure it looked like plain ordinary place… but it was like a dojo to Sydney where she learn to feast on Fire! They had what they need to train her, food, tables, and as many of top fire sauces in the world they could find. So in my mind.. For Sydney, that little Thai diner, (The King of Siam) is like a precious memory, and there needs to be a reason she ever want to go back, outside of the fact they staff was vary nice to here and never fought with her about how hot to make the food. It’s probably the one place in the word where she knows the food might be hot enough…
https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/184
[spoiler] Then again… Fusion might be the sort of place garnishes there food with mace and lava. She has also gravely insulted the waitress there and told her not to even bother bringing out any baby food. And if you take for exsample that a women with the Tag heatwave can eat there, what exsactly would be hot enough for her?
[spoiler] But my guess is The King of Siam can make food hotter then Fusion (unless someone at fusion finds mace stick and breaks it open over Sydney’s plate.) After all the last thing they want to happen is this in a build sealed for chemical warfare attack.
https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/194
[spoiler] Asside from that Im going to guess this is a great time to figure out that not all of the 7 balls have to be held to offer there protection to Sydney… mainly a invulnerablity from poisons ball. After all its hard to eat food and hold a ball for 8 to 9 hours to you remain invulnerable from the poisoned food you eat..
Groin…… thats not anything like I wanted to do…
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As funny as that is.. and something to that effect some has probably been written is… I’m betting Sydney from her training at the small Chinese dinner at the start of the comic is pretty prepared for this. Sure it looked like plain ordinary place… but it was like a dojo to Sydney where she learn to feast on Fire! They had what they need to train her, food, tables, and as many of top fire sauces in the world they could find. Besides… Sydney probably want to go back to that place.. the one place in the word where she knows the food might be hot enough…
Then again… Fusion might be the sort of place garnishes there food with mace and lava. In which case. Technicaly thats not spice, in which case then I’m betting one of the last two balls she has been carrying around in invulnerability to poisons of all kinds.. Go ahead.. Ask me what the last ball must be then… :-)
I believe the Sauces on the sauce wall are left by Past/Present Customers that liked the place enough to bring in thier favourite/homemade sauce for others to share. This also ensure theres also a good stock of something interesting whenever they dine there.
Also- Unless you like something not spicy (phlegm) flavoring your meal, it’s generally accepted to not interrupt/mock/piss off the people handling your food.
I think that is a part of Sydney’s plan… make the wait staff angry so they dump all the Q-36 they can find into her food. She probably has to go to great lengths to find restarants she wants to eat at since she has the problem of looking like a little white girl that can’t handle a bottle of tabasco sauce, let alone level 5 spicy Thai cooking..
But that is the thing… She somehow got a Thai place to start serving her food close to the Million Scoville Units, and now her and the lady at the front know each other well.
No it’s not. At first I was thinking it would be 1 star = a digit (not a unit) on the scoville scale, but they wouldn’t server anything below 5 digits. I mean, they might have some spicy cheesesticks that are like 5-7000 scovilles, but that doesn’t make sense for a rating system, especially because there’s so much difference between 100K and 900K even though they’re both 6 digits. It’s probably a pretty arbitrary scale, probably goes to 10 or 11.
The menu available to non-regulars goes up to ten. But regulars in the know can ask to turn the spiciness up to eleven.
Just because someone has invulnerability to physical damage it doesn’t mean they are immune to having their senses overloaded. Capsaicin triggers the FEELING of burning by selectively binding to a protein, known as TRPV1, that resides on the membranes of pain and heat sensing neurons. As long as the invulnerable eater has this protein they are going to feel the heat/pain.
Perhaps the only way for Heatwave to feel the sensation of heat these days.
Achilles: Being invulnerable, I haven’t felt real pain in years, decades really. Why do you ask?
Sydney: Want a chicken wing?
That should solve that problem.
If he can’t actually feel pain normally, I would think Achilles would be all about the spicy food–it would be kind of a unique sensation.
Or maybe Sidney introduces him to it…
Sydney and Achilles bonding over spicy food. Everybody else in hazmat suits.
Yay! I learned something this morning!
Aaahhh, nothing like an Invader Zim quote to get the week off to a good start.
Wait until Sydney finds out that the rest of the waitress’ speech was about how the restaurant caters to superbeings, and therefore some items on the menu will literally melt a normal human’s mouth.
I think it is pretty clear by now that Sydney is NOT “normal’.
Take that back! She is a perfectly normal gamer (excluding the orbs). Any hardcore gamer is expected to have one or two… um… quirks. It is part of the package. And ability to handle unusual snax is a common one.
Let’s see: 16 points to heat resistance and that leaves only 1 point for agility and social skills. Agility it is then.
You forgot the Racial and age modifiers. We already know her luck is “strange” otherwise she wouldn’t find the orbs.
I’m at times a dark modded guy so every now and then a “Happy Perky Everything’s Sunshine and Butterflies ” person can get on my nerves. So I can empathize with Sydney if little miss perky waitress tripped a switch in her calorie starved brain. My mom used to say she knew when to feed us by how much we were fighting (big family).
modded should be mooded (yeah I know it’s not a word but it fits)
I like Peggy’s description of her own sexuality… THAT’s how things go, it’s about what you dislike.
Also… uhm… err… hm? WHAT IS THAT DOT ON THE WALL??
p.s.
going to be so very ashamed of myself if the dot turns out to be not a plot-point but just an artistic choice…
Huh. What is that dot on the wall?
It’s supposed to be a wooden peg that’s flush with the post. I may have colored it in a little dark.
Given that the restaurant is in a skyscraper any “wooden posts” would actually be non-structural decor. The wood would only be a veneer box (that may be built around something they want to hide) and pegs would be unnecessary.
I’ve work maintenance in several restaurants and I see this all the time.
Pegs is still necessary! Who else would fly the Osprey?
Actually, pegs with some protrusion would be useful to hang your coat on, speaking as a Canadian where we are getting the first dustings of snow not a Texan who see snow in a pile behind the hockey arena.
Irrelevant, Dave has already said the peg is “flush with the post.”
More like fifth round of shovelling where I’m at. I was recently watching a show that mentioned that your initial sensitivity to spicy foods directly correlates with the density of taste-buds on your tongue, meaning that people who start out total wusses on the heat scale tend to be far more sensitive to flavours than average. Which explains why I can be fine with the heat of something and still have my nasal passages trying to flood everything south of them. I’d imagine that if a superpower was tuned to a sense of smell/taste it would make walking by Fusion dangerous unless there’s been training to negate that.
Could still be an access point to something behind, or a repair to the decorative box.
I used to live in Maine so I understand the idea. Unfortunately most chain-restaurants don’t adapt regionally ,one box fits all.
*goes hiding in a corner*
Well at least it’s not a closet.
GRRL Power. Where the “god” of this world listens to commoners suggestions. But the the commoners can also over analyze other commoners, to the point of them going to hide in there room, or in this case a corner.
(This comment was meant in the nicest of ways only for humor)
she really only had to tell them her last name and tell em she lives up to the rep it implies
Panel 6 as a wallpaper please. I noticed no waivers or warning on that menu as of yet. Does this resterant list those or do you have to specifically ask to see the cremation listing?
*Reads notes at bottom, k got it. One antimatter Big Bang to go please!
“I want it too hot for a dragon to eat.
I want it too hot for Balrog’s daddy.
I want it lawsuit hot. Bring me a waiver to sign.”
I happen to know dragons that freakout over green peppers so not much of a standard on the first line. and bolrogs, hell, tomatos can make there mouths burn to the point of tears so second is a request to tameit down.
I have to sign a waver when I order a steak. Apparently “I want you to be able to slap a band-aid on the bastard down and put it back in the field” is illegal in most states.
Does MAarvin the Martian know about this? He needs that to destroy earth for blocking his view of Venus after all.
Indeed I Do!
I was expecting Syndey to produce a book entitled “Recommendations” filled in by all the owners of all the restuarants and fast food places she’s been to that serve spicy food as references for her particular eating requirements which can be abbrievated to… this girl scares me!
So, do we get to see Sydney as a flamethrower?
Flamethrower? Since this is old wars related, if I were Sydney I’d order a “there is a communist party in my mouth and everyone was invited to nuke them”.
…and then complain it wasn’t hiroshima worthy since the restaurant is still standing.
I can understand Sydney’s frustration with restaurants where they assume that ‘white = a complete pussy when it comes to spices’.
(Side Note: KFC’s Hot & Spicy should be renamed Mild But Tasty)
My mom (whose voice is pretty high anyway) does that falsetto to mock women she thinks are being idiots. It’s a thing.
Scalding pop tart hot is not 2 stars. More like 3 1/2 stars.
It is all relative. This is just letting you know their scale.
Yea, you know this place means business when “Likely to cause actual bodily harm” is only rated as **.
With everyone commenting on the way Sydney handled the waitress, are there also people like me wondering if hormones are on The List?
Not wondering,. Certain.
Sydney has already mentioned that her stomach is on The List, so it wouldn’t be much of a stretch for hormones to also be there. Possibly a couple of times – once for hers and again for other peoples.
The balls themselfs has been threaten with being put on the list too.
Given that the subject is on hormones, citing “the balls” as being on the list might be redundant.
While Sydney is a girl she certainly has “balls” as Mr. Amorphous can attest to.
The regular level must be peper spray level. You must feel the might of peper spray against your face to gain peper spray level! To require special protection to serve is high level (The more gloves and suits the better)!
There’s a nice Indian restaurant in town that has a Chicken Vindaloo that’ll melt your fillings. I can work my way through it, but only if I have a glass of lassi with it. This stuff just sneers at poori or poppadoms. They burst into flame like flash paper halfway to your lips, and you’re just licking up ashes. Tasty, salty ashes, but ashes. You learn to breathe only after you’ve swallowed and waited for your teeth to stop glowing, or you’ll scorch your lungs. I figure Sydney might consider it Mild but Tasty, since eating it does not cause anyone in the street to scream that they’re being maced. Even the host says it’s “a bit hot, even for him.”
Going with the “white = pussy” theme, he was a bit surprised that I ordered it, and suggested maybe the Chicken Tikka might be more to my liking. I said I’d had that the time before. It was a bit bland, but good. I really liked the vindaloo.
Oh that is a good vindaloo.
The one restaurant I frequented didn’t have it that hot but I was well known enough at the end that I got my hot stuff without the warning (that is their vindaloo). They even gave a free taste of the chefs special once they heard me discussing with my family that I’ve slowly been eating hotter and hotter. First time ever that eating hot stuff caused me to tear up and actual pain (on the lips & skin around it). To bad they closed I’d have liked to try that stuff and just get the usual running nose.
I find that if you start by chugging a bottle of tabasco sauce when the waitress arrives, the ordering process goes a lot smoother. You also tend to get your drinks pretty snappy that way.
All that vinegar would be tough to swallow, otherwise not bad. Frank’s is less harsh because there is less vinegar.
I find if you get sauces based on Malt vinegar its not problem at one Caribbean place they had such a sauce!
Peggy and makeup seems like it might be something of a sore spot…
Love the heat rating system…… Q-36 Explosive space moduator………. Nice.
I wounder how hot spit is?
If it’s Sydney’s spit after this meal. Hot enough to melt lead.
I see the waitress taking it all in stride.
Next page. Starting at the top.
Waitress: I see. So, chicken, beef, pork, shrimp or vegan?
Sydney: Uh, chicken.
Waitress: Then I would recommend our Mount St. Helen’s chicken, extra spicy. [Turns to Peggy] And you ma’am?
“falsetto”, yeah, she’ll fix that uppity know it all customer and put real spice oh her food. Molten Lave kinda hot.
So, how does she react if she gets a tip and then asked to turn it 50% up the next time?
What would be really bad is for her to give Sydney something totally mild tasting. Just to piss her off.
Sydney won’t be happy unless they have to wear full Haz-Mat gear to serve it.
I swear I have had that conversation with waiters and waitresses. Normally ends with me saying Just Pretend I Dumped your sister after giving her a std and ran over and Killed your dog. :) Now you got chance to hurt me! :))
Would you like that with extra mucus?
I wouldn’t be too worried about any “extras” the staff may add, the spice level will sterilize it anyway.
This is a dangerous place for heatwave to be; most likely she’d order something HOT because SHE CAN TAKE IT without realising this is spice-hot, not temperature-hot… LOL
Hey Ms. Scoville, ever thought about let yourself be cloned so i can marry said clone?
Because i swear im about to fall in love with you.^^
Way to tick off a waitress.
anyone else thinking that the whole building will have radiation macing?
Not at all. We are sure that someone will call in a Hazmat team.
… “a” hazmat team?
For when someone reports a chemical attack from the spicyness of the food.
Something tells me a ‘spicyfood’ restaurant in THIS place is NOT the same as ‘spicyfood’ restaurants in general. Methinks our protagonist will end up eating her bold words, and downing some serious capsaicin-cancelling substances besides.
The alternate pic makes her look a little like a skrull with the wrinkles at her chin there
I presume that it is the preliminary sketch (for the final panel), and it is nice to see the evolution of the picture. I must confess though that it looks to me like Sydney has a goatee in that version!
Fortunately the final image works just right, clearly becoming the thrust forward chin, as part of puckering up the face. Hats off to Dave’s art and his lovely lady’s colourising.
I’m sorta hoping that in one of the next pages we’ll see Sydney poking at her food a bit, mumbling something about it still not being spicy enough for her when some fire or heat based super walks past, like Heatwave, asks for a bite and ends up running through the restaurant screaming ‘HOT HOT HOT!’
Hey boss, I would LOVE to see a full version of Fusions menu, would make a great splash page.
Maby when he has the time.
I’d rather he just use the time to make a nice extra comic day.
I could come up with the heat levels but not really the actual menu.
About the “falsetto” note: Instead of making it super tiny and having to point out in the comments what it says, why not just throw the text onto a wavy pen path? Not only would it appear “sing-songy,” but it would also cause the reader’s eye to undulate up and down, in a gentle way, thus mimicking the tremolo in a fake falsetto.
Or you could try it as a watermark, overlaying the whole text? (as is worked fine for me, but DeedleBee’s comment gave me that random thought)
I see Sydney breathing fire and rolling on the floor then sitting up saying: “Awesome! Give me more!”
well you know itlle be spicy when it auto-ignites jetfuel
I wounder if she has a court order out against her home cooking? Got a Bud who would have the Cops and Fire Service Hazmat team on his doorstep when he would do a Curry or Chilly, until the time he hostbitalised seven people in his neighborhood with the fumes from his cooking. the Judge told him he wasn’t allowed to make Riot Suppression Agents at home and if he did it again he would be jailed for Assault and Contempt.
Props for the Stargate reference in the description text. :p