I was going to have Sydney say “…the resultant queef would ankle your panties and roll down your stockings.” But in a supreme moment of self control, I reigned in my urge to keep adding to a sentence until every thought is a short novella. Plus, you know, brevity is the soul of inappropriate frontbutt fart jokes.

By the time Sydney gets back home, she may have accrued a record amount punitive PT, KP, HR, and “Standing on guard in the rain” duty. I mean, this is a work outing. Or a mission, really. But they’re also undercover, so of course, holding to strict military codes of conduct would be antithetical to mission objectives, one might argue. Sydney is just getting into character. By… acting like herself. So, that argument may not fly.

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Ooh, look! A new vote incentive!

Well, in progress, obviously. I have another one that’s actually a bit further along, but everyone was all, “Sydney Kobold vote incentive!” So I switched to this one. Plus the other one was a multi-character picture so it will actually take me longer to finish. I hope to have an update for this one each week, so stay tuned. There is a slightly higher res version on Patreon.

By the way, this gunmetal blue-ish background and teal pencils are how I draw the comic. I set it up this way so I don’t have to spend all day staring into a bright white blank page.

 

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Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.