Grrl Power #1438 – Pop goes the Gralien
The UCBA Party Barge and Recovery ship is large enough and custom built to pull even something/one the size of U.M.B.Rage off the surface. The ship is roughly the size of the Fhloston Paradise, with slightly fewer pools and more space dedicated to kaiju sized med-bays. But it still is a party barge, and is generally considered a premier location to view the battles.
Sydney’s still wearing a bra, by the way. You can see part of the strap under Frix’s fingers if you look close enough. I drew her, then added him because I have a bad habit of drawing only the people talking in a scene, since each character I draw adds to the time to pencil, ink and color. But I figured I’d just be drawing neck to waist, and how hard can that be – oh right, even after all this time I don’t know what humanoid bodies look like, so naturally it took me like 30 minutes to pencil his torso, cause the arm position and the inside of the elbow joint looked weird and I finally had to go looking for reference, but of course, there are no pictures of really muscular guys on the internet standing in that position. They’re always flexing. Or maybe standing casually, but try to find a picture of a muscular man or woman lounging, or talking on a phone or resting their cheek on their hand and now you’ve got a challenge.
You know, sometimes I complain about my job, but then I remember that I have never once had to use Excel or sit in a Zoom meeting that should have been an email or had to sit through an embarrassingly outdated HR video. I mean, not at this job. I’ve done that stuff at other jobs. Well, Zoom didn’t exist back then. It was probably Skype, and there was never a point at which Skype didn’t suck a to a surprising degree.
Also, I should mention that Sydney is still sporting holo-boobs. Even still, she’s self conscious about exposing fake boobs so long as they’re attached to her.
Do you realize it’s 02-26-2026? If you reverse the order of the month numerals, you get 20262026! And if you’re a numerologist… that means you’re stupid! It has nothing to do with the date. I’m just throwing shade at one of the saddest pseudosciences just cause the date is almost a meaningless repeating number if you change the numbers so that they repeat how you want. I dunno what’s up with the drive by. Just feeling sassy tonight.
Here is Gaxgy’s painting Maxima promised him. Weird how he draws almost exactly like me.
I did try and do an oil painting version of this, by actually re-painting over the whole thing with brush-strokey brushes, but what I figured out is that most brushy oil paintings are kind of low detail. Sure, a skilled painter like Bob Ross or whoever can dab a brush down a canvas and make a great looking tree or a shed with shingles, but in trying to preserve the detail of my picture (eyelashes, reflections, etc) was that I had to keep making the brush smaller and smaller, and the end result was that honestly, it didn’t really look all that oil-painted. I’ll post that version over at Patreon, just for fun, but I kind of quit on it after getting mostly done with re-painting Max.
Patreon has a no-dragon-bikini version of of the picture as well, naturally.
Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.




And I was just starting to speculate on the odds of two supers entering in disguise to make a fortune. I suppose we may never know, now.
Max…?
Learn different fighting styles.
As many of them as your body and brain can assimilate.
‘Cause that energy blast is getting to be … creepy.
As Cora pointed out, this is a different energy blast
That’s like telling someone with a firearm to “shoot differently”, or someone with a knife to “cut differently”
I should have said: learn more ways of CQC that allow you to get the job done without leaning on your powers so much, and keep the creepy beam attacks as a very last resort, rather than a reflex.
Exactly
learn to do contact point energy blasts, so it can’t be dodged and it only passes energy to what you touch.
re firearms, to an elementalist, every bolt/ball/blast is an energy blast they just have X many types of elemental ammo.
“cut differently” Dozens of schools of sword fighting and at least two schools of knife fighting would like to have a word with you. I would let them all go to voicemail, because these guys don’t know how to stop talking about it once they have gotten started.
“The voice mail is TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES LONG!”
I initially misread the guy’s name as “The Gray Anomaly”, then got confused why the announcer called it out until I went back and re-read it.
Why *did* he name himself that?
He’s been watching Earth T.V. for years and has an impish sense of humour.
The Grey Anomaly would have been a better name.
I distinctly remember Max forming an energy sphere, casually tossing it behind her, and looking cool with the resulting massive explosion behind her. She mentioned it wasn’t her full power.
That under comment reminds me of a group of weapons from Star Munchkin. You could combine them and get for example a lazergazerphazerbadazer.
add ‘bobazer’ and you have most of them
Was there a “Bananafanafofazer” or did I dream that one?
*Gets the Duct Tape*
I was about to comment about Sydney being topless when I read your comments.
But now I’m fired up about excel. Excel is awesome. You can do really cool things with it, like making character sheets that automatically calculate any messy math (if you are playing a game with a lot of math).
That honestly would look kind of weird, as Sydney’s earlier attempt to get her holo-boobs spinning in opposite directions would imply that her hard light G-cups are covering her bra.
So HERO System, then. God, I wonder what point level Maxima is built on….
No Chazer beam?
A blazer beam would be good. Imagine the savings on having to buy new jackets!
Or Mazer beam.
Subtle way to tell the opponent to get lost…
Useful with some dates, too.
Only in US in europe it’s the 26-02-2026 , dd-mm-yyyy, in Japan it’s 2026-02-26…
That last one is the ISO 8601 standard, one I (in the USA) have used for decades for naming computer files so they sort properly.
I never knew the identifier for the standard, but I use YYYY-MM-DD date format everywhere I possibly can.
I also encourage everyone I know to do the same (typically to no effect whatsoever).
As best I could find (by checking Wikipedia), the only two countries in Europe using this date format are The Netherlands and Greece (kinda, very rarely used). Most European countries used either dots or slashes – 26.2.2026 or 26/02/26 (or some variation thereof, sometimes it’s DD, MM, or YYYY, othertimes it’s D, M, and/or YY) – and quite often use the full name for the month (e.g. in Czech, it’s quite common to write the date like “26. února 2026” – “26th [of] February 2026”).
That Japanese time format is also ISO 8601. So it is a very international format.
I was a Y2K programmer. International companies were a pain!
That blue ring around her hand during the energy attack is new.
Either that or it’s part of the glamor.
StarGazer, but no StarBlazer?
Or StarGrazers, but that involves dragons
Or StarGlazers, for fleets that insist on having transparent windows on their ships instead of just using external cameras.
Windows are a structural weakness, geth do not use them.
I’m gutted that he mentioned ‘tazer’, but didn’t take the opportunity to add ‘face’ to the end…
I think dave went on a weird -zer trip and fotgot that som of thes are electricity based. Admittedly when you are shooting plasma it doesn’t really matter how you got there.
Also is the Fairy still on the field? I don’t think black hole lite hit her and no ‘one trick pony’s’ are winning a tiered contest like this. Max using the energy beam here probably pissed her off as her overall strategy seems to be keeping the attacks against her defensive in nature.
If she can choose energy type and use them in multiple ways then Giggawat basically has a sub set of Max’s powers?
No, I can not see the strap. ergo there is no strap! :)
Under his left paw, between middle and ring digits
Schrödingers strap.
Is that Venom?
In panel 4 (the one where they show Grey Anatomy with a hole in the chest), Max looks surprised. Guess she either didn’t expect it to hit, or forgot that people are made of meat.
Yeah that face looks like “…I thought I wouldn’t have to pull my punches but it seems even these people are too squishy for me :(“
Or she was aiming at a nonlethal (assuming roughly human anatomy) location and the deflection moved it to the center. The commentator’s “Maybe he tried to bend it the wrong way?” suggests that the deflection made it worse.
Kevin/Vehemence will be so sad that he wasn’t allowed to participate here.
On the other hand, it could get scary out of hand when he’s going full power-up when fighting. After all, we don’t know his upper limits, only that Maxima can output a bit more and faster than he can handle in a short timeframe.
Kevin and Maxima working together would be a wrecking crew.
I don’t think he would have done well. He need a certain amount of energy to reach these levels and the participants seems to go all out from the start.
I think dave went on a weird -zer trip and fotgot that som of thes are electricity based. Admittedly when you are shooting plasma it doesn’t really matter how you got there.
Also is the Fairy still on the field? I don’t think black hole lite hit her and no ‘one trick pony’s’ are winning a tiered contest like this. Max using the energy beam here probably pissed her off as her overall strategy seems to be keeping the attacks against her defensive in nature.
I am so confused… in the part under the panel, why is he naming all the members of the Globo Gym Dodgeball team?