Grrl Power #1444 – Rest & Red Potions
Sydney definitely would have forgotten she was wearing holo-boobs before heading back. The question is, what did she have on under them? Well, the answer is, she did actually take off her shirt, but still had her bra on. Which she was okay with in the, let’s call it the sex positive environment of Cora’s ship. Appearing in the break room of Archon HQ would have been one of those moments she’d have nightmares about basically forever.
For those of you wondering though, she wouldn’t have appeared there. The last time she used the Aetherium Causeway, she invoked it to head back to Fracture Station. That was when they were fighting Vehemence in the quarry. She basically pushed the “take me to the last place the gate was open” button. But if she uses that same button now, the last place the gate was open was in the quarry, so she’d pop out there. That quarry isn’t so far from the base, but she’d need to fly a few dozen miles in just a bra and jeans to get to the base, which is probably another thing she’d have nightmares about. Although I guess she could wrap herself in the Lighthook, but then she’d get windshear all over her face while she flew since she wouldn’t be able to use the shield.
Healing potions are basically the most common drop in most video games (or plates with steaming hams on them, like the street thugs in Final Fight were on their way to thanksgiving dinner) because action games are a lot more exciting when they have lots of action, and that means that most players will take a lot of beatings along the way. But as soon as you slow down and think about what “healing” is, you realize it probably needs to be more complex than a think that just refills a healthbar. Unless you’re in a world where everyone is not a biological being, but some sort of mana construct, and “health” is more of a coherence field holding it all together, like in many LitRPG and cultivation novels, when they try to explain exactly how high level characters are so tough. As they rank up, their biology is more or less replaced with magic. I read one where a character realizes this to the point that he allows his head to get cut off in order to deliver a fatal blow against some high-ranked monster, knowing that he has more “lifeforce” than the damage decapitation conveys. He also happens to have monstrous regeneration, so decapitation is just a momentary inconvenience. For the high level characters in books like that, they really do just have hit points, and no vital areas like a brain or heart or kidneys.
But in the Grrl-verse, while there are things like cultivators, 99% of the population needs healing potions that affect living biology, which means you don’t want to take one that merely speeds up natural healing while you have a compound fracture or a barbed arrow still stuck in your back.
90% of Maxima’s disguise is holographic, but she does have nipple and crotch… pasties is the wrong word. It’s more like printed latex… okay, pasties might be appropriate, but it’s only like latex if latex was made from kevlar and carbon fiber and some kind of nano goo to make it comfortable and extraordinarily sticky. Those pasties are also covered by the hologram, so no one can see the seams. She also has a mask that’s stuck to her face in the same way, because chemical warfare it totally okay in the tournament. Want to make a bioweapon that has acid for blood and hope anyone attacking it gets a lung full of aerosolized acid? That’s totally okay. Want to make a warbot whose primary exhaust is mustard gas? Go for it. Maxima’s mucus membranes aren’t mucusy anymore, but honestly, why not have a mask that can filter out at least some nasty stuff and can also shield her non-mucous membraney eyes? She also has hearing protection, but that’s separate from the mask.
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I found an audiobook series that I enjoyed, called “Mother of Learning.” It has nothing to do with mothers. Instead, it’s a magic academy novel mixed with, get this, Groundhog Day. The MC winds up having to live the same month over and over while he tries to figure out what the heck is going on. Doing a hundred pushups each day isn’t going to help him obviously, because his body is reset at the beginning of each loop, but his memories stay, including his accumulated magical knowledge, and since his mana pool is tied to his soul, that continues to develop as well. So obviously, he goes from not-especially-weak-but-certainly-not-exceptional to wildly OP over the course of the books. Well, OP compared to his fellow students, but the forces arrayed against him are still daunting. Anyway, if you have an Audible membership the first audiobook is free, so you can check it out and the only thing you have to spend on it is time. There’s 4 books, totaling about 100 hours of narration, so if you’re a long-haul trucker, you might enjoy filling time with this.
Ah! I thought I had more time till March. I’m bad at looking at dates apparently. The new one is underway. I should have a draft ready to go for the next Monday comic?
Here is Gaxgy’s painting Maxima promised him. Weird how he draws almost exactly like me.
I did try and do an oil painting version of this, by actually re-painting over the whole thing with brush-strokey brushes, but what I figured out is that most brushy oil paintings are kind of low detail. Sure, a skilled painter like Bob Ross or whoever can dab a brush down a canvas and make a great looking tree or a shed with shingles, but in trying to preserve the detail of my picture (eyelashes, reflections, etc) was that I had to keep making the brush smaller and smaller, and the end result was that honestly, it didn’t really look all that oil-painted. I’ll post that version over at Patreon, just for fun, but I kind of quit on it after getting mostly done with re-painting Max.
Patreon has a no-dragon-bikini version of of the picture as well, naturally.
Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.





That potion is so magical, it changes the shape of the bottle between panels. Which would be kind of a semi-mundane magical effect, but also wildly infuriating for transport without, you know, form fitting foam or something. Worlds with pre modern tech would have trouble transporting multiple bottles. You might need… Individual, sealed boxes, I guess. With loosely packed rumpled fabrics.
Hexagonal when full, square when empty. (To make recycling easier…??)
Perhaps it was originally six portions, and she just drank two. (Lens shaped at two, round for one dose remaining, disappears when empty.)
It looks unevenly octagonal (i.e. square with the corners chamfered) to me, with a square top. No morphing involved.
I think what you’re seeing is a square, transparent flask. The ‘octagonal chamfer’ facing you is actually part of the far side of the tube, seen through part of the near side.
For the weebs:「私のクオリティを楽しんで下さい。」 very roughly means “Please enjoy my quality item”
Thanks. I was coming to the comments to figure out what “kuoriti” was, and jisho.org wasn’t helping me much for that one.
Thank you for this!
(although A: where ddi the Kanji come from…
and B: When did Sydney learn….Chinese? )
Japanese. That’s obviously a stock Japanese phrase Sydney memorized from anime or JRPG’s or something.
I got “Please enjoy my work”
So, considering it is probably a stock phrase from an Alchemist NPC, that is still fitting.
Reminds me of the scene at the beginning of Overlord where the lady adventurer gets irate that her health potion got destroyed in the tavern tussle Ains got into with the other group of cocky jerk adventurers who were trying to bully him when he was still a copper plate rank in his Momon disguise. She was understandably upset because she had to save for months and skip meals and drinking to be able to afford just the one.
Puts me in mind also of (In the land of Leadale) where a student at the magic academy put out a request for adventurers to give them a health potion instead of making one and got caught because the one the the main character turned in was of legendary quality as it was from her inventory from when the world was a game (premise is the setting is 200 years after the game shut down but the world kept on but normal adventurers who don’t have extra lives don’t get as strong or gain as powerful of items and so on).
Wouldn’t it have been more effective if it had been a ‘Mormon’ disguise instead?
And then dude wrecks the economy with “Sorry, have these” and gives her some health potions since they were common drops xD
I rank Mother of Learning as the best fantasy time loop story. Well worth it.
For fantasy Machiavelli / kingdom building, A Practical Guide to Evil.
Just popping in to say that I read “Mother of Learning” when it was a web serial coming out, and it’s quality. I don’t even like time loop stuff that much, but this story does it right.
Health potion cost as much as an ambulance ride? That would be lovely as you could drink one to fix your problem rather than pay for the ride and then face the doctor appointment and bills which would further increase the price!
Also Mother of Learning being an Audible book series now makes me feel old as I remembered reading it as a web series. Nice to know it is doing well enough for that, but also makes me realize how long it has been since I read it. Especially with how their groundhog day loop actually works.
A very creative if slightly horrifying explanation to it all.
Read Mother of Learning when it came out on RoyalRoad. It is one of the top ten stories ever on there. Well worth taking to the beach on holiday. Lots of sunscreen.
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“I used to be an adventurer, until I took a Health Potion to the knee”
You, sir; are my new Big Damn Hero.
That single line comprises *SO* many *DECADES* of D&D for me….
I played in Gygax’s Oh-So-Confrontational world… and suffered thru a decade of similar DMs….
I wish I could find a decent 5e game now……
Me too. My friend got married and his new wife doesn’t handle even small crowds well. He was the only one who could host. So no more D&D games.
Have you tried online? I’ve been lucky that my group has stayed mostly consistent for years but I know online games can go well, even if they don’t hit the same niche as in person does.
Makes sense that a healing potion would leave one crippled
It restores the body in the state it is in, so if you attempt to use to fix a broken limb, and you haven’t straightened said limb, well… now you know why doctors tend to break bones when they set them so the bone can heal straight
If you heal broken ribs, erniated disks and dislocated shoulders in a matter of seconds, WITHOUT PAIN, even several thousands of dollars are still a bargain…
About the flight back from the quarry – Syd’s breasts are currently “holaugmented”, but there’s no holo projectors at the quarry, so the bra wouldn’t fit, giving Sydney more embarrassing nightmares.
Unless the bra is also holaugmented, in which case she’s not wearing a bra at all during the flight, which would be even worse for Sydney.
Tangential to Sydney’s being in micro-gravity while using the causeway, I’m wondering what is the opinion on bras for actual astronauts in orbit. Are they worn? Is it for practical reasons or out of habit/modesty? There is of course research on the human body in low Earth orbit but beyond discussing the redistribution of bodily fluid into the upper body including the thorax there isn’t any discussion of what it is like living with boobs in space.
If you will write a book on that subject, I promise to read it and not just look at the pictures.
A small point that almost _nobody_ pays attention to, but the word you want is “stanch” not “staunch” … which actually means “stalwart” as opposed to “stopping” [bleeding] (which is what “stanch” means). Yeah, I’m pedantic, but that’s what you’re paying me for.
If you like Mother of Learning, you should try https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/81002/the-years-of-apocalypse-a-time-loop-progression Years of the Apocalypse. It’s INCREDIBLE.
Thats… much more of Sidney than I think we’ve seen before.
I think it would be better as I took a health potion for my knee
Reading the explanation about Sydney’s Stargate, wouldn’t it be faster if Harem teleported over with the doctor?
Or can she only transport inanimate objects with her?
No, no she can’t
It’s been stated several times that not only is Daphne limited by what she can lift (she had to deVORP a couple during the Restaurant Rumble to get the rifle to Peggy, and even then it was close to her limit) she also can’t carry so much as a house plant (don’t ask what happened with her cat)
Thanks, I must’ve missed that or forgot :)
I had an ambulance ride back on Sept 19 last year. Cost me $45.
The neck surgery was free.
Up here in the land of ‘free healthcare’ the last ambulance ride I took was $100…unless you had insurance, then it was $500. The surgery is still ‘free’ but you have to let them offer to kill you first…seriously, over 100,000 dead now.
Kudos on the squared glass vial/test tube. The rectangular shape is harder for traditional glassblowers to make, and became traditional, even though it’s inefficient and should be dropped. Admitted, the cylinder is slightly easier to clean, though bristle brushes make the difference pretty much nil.
Come on, we’ve all seen the images of tiny cylinders under machinery dripping individual droppers into thousands of the cylinders, when it would be much more packing efficient to have rectangular prisms or hexagons and pack the test tubes more tightly.