Boy if you guys were clutching your pearls at the previous page…

Parfait wasn’t kidding about her lust aura, was she?

Oh, and no kink shaming Gwen there. We all have our things.

To clarify about the stinger – UV Vision would be pretty cool if you could turn it off. If you couldn’t… everything would probably look really dirty all the time. Things that people don’t realize need cleaning up would be incredibly obvious to you, and none of our cleaning products are designed to not leave behind streaks in the UV spectrum. You wouldn’t be able to see through most eyeglasses since a lot of them are UV tinted. Probably most car windows either. But if you could get past that, it would probably be pretty cool. For one thing, the UV portion of the spectrum is about six times as large as the visible portion. I assume that means you would be able to see about 11 septillion more colors, unless the higher energy you get, the more space you need to distinguish hues. I think actually the opposite is true, but I wouldn’t put money on that. Something else you’d have to get used to is that people have about 80x as many freckles as they think when viewed in UV. Most people are like 40% freckle in areas of the skin that get exposed to sunlight. Google it!

A few notes: The packaging on Anvil’s reinforced boyfriend substitute reads “Mr. Titanium / For very select women / you know who you are. In making the text look chrome on the box, it became hard to read at smaller sizes. Also, for those interested, Anvil’s book’s title reads “Shirtless Alien Men Want to Hear About Your Day.” Presumably the only English phrases they’ve learned are “I hear you.” and “That sounds really tough.” Hah hah! I kid, I kid.

Random trivia; I was watching reruns of Newhart while I worked on this page. It’s weird, but I can almost always remember what I was watching or listening to when I look at a page. Except a lot of the earlier ones. Partially because my memory is crap, but also I was watching a lot of CSI-type crime procedurals back then and they really all blur together at this point.

The July vote incentive is finally up! There was a disagreement about digitigrade and plantigrade leg configurations. What better way to resolve it than a race?

And in the Patreon variant, what better way to resolve it than a nude race? You know, to eliminate uh… wind drag I guess?



Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.