Grrl Power #1492 – Glamazon in the space shower
Yup, Max’s sass seems to have leveled up. Or maybe it’s because she’s not surrounded by subordinates?
In between pages, Sydney did ask Max why she chose a hot shower over the mechanical space-latex scraping chopstick machine that she used last time, but halfway through she realized she’d answered her own question.
This is a kind of weird lecture from Max, given that Galen (or Gellen, as I was reminded last page. I did the same thing with his name as Slyv/Sylv. But I’m not going to sit here and tell you his full name is Galen Gellen like I did with Sylv.) Anyway, Galen is from a considerably more sex-positive society than Max, and he’s not even from the space equivalent of a red state, which means he actually knew how sex and reproduction works at some point in… I guess, late middle school. And going to space school where you have to learn 6,000 different species worth of sex organs, that’s no small feat. In practical terms, what that means is Space High School tends to be a lot unofficial practical field learning. I.E., hands on learning about all the A-Z spots and all that.
On the other hand, Galen is like 6’10” and proportionally endowed like he’s on the large end of porn stars, and hangs out with Cora, who is in some ways competitive with Dabbler. You know, for a woman who isn’t actually partially comprised of and powered by sex magic. So maybe he could use a bit of a reality check. Well, not reality, more of a “people who aren’t living the life of sexually charged space adventurers.”
So here’s a question. Is Cora really a real size-queen if she has bio-mods making it easier to handle large pizza deliveries with extra sausage? She got the bio-mods originally mostly for compatibility and her own safety. But she has kind of taking a liking to certain… ratios. I don’t know if women take any sort of psychological satisfaction in… you know, internalizing a larger partner. I kind of suspect outside of a certain subset, the answer is no. Like, it’s the end of the 3rd date, and things are progressing, and his pants come down, and there’s a lot on display, are women more like, “Ooh, a challenge!” or “Oh, god. That’s going to hurt.” I suspect more fall into the latter category in all honesty. So, for a purist size-queen, I think Cora is on the outs. But if all you care about is how much goes where, then she’s a pro.
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I think she would get in trouble for doing this. She’d mess up the… floor of the waterfall? Is that what it’s called? The receiving pool? No, probably not that. Anyway, she’d churn things up and cause a ton of weird erosion.
Since you might be wondering, Niagara Falls is about 165 feet high, so Babezilla obviously doesn’t have to be full sized. I’d say she’s about 175-180 feet tall here?
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I think Gellen’s stance/attitude in this scene is painfully realistic. He attempted to “seduce” Max, and was turned down; now he’s really salty about it and getting defensive. I feel like this is precisely how many guys would handle this.
My question: setting aside the douchiness of essentially saying “your bf isn’t here, is he”… Max can pick up an ambulance by the side, because her powers reinforce it, and therefore the side panel isn’t torn off. Why would the same principal not apply to her sexual partners? If she can use her superpowers to reinforce the connection between the side of a vehicle and the rest of the vehicle enough to pick it up by it, without crushing said side, why on earth couldn’t she reinforce the penis of her partner enough to “pick him up” by it without crushing it, so to speak?
Like… if she can pick an ambulance up by the side panel, at full strength, and not crush said side panel, nor tear it off the ambulance, because her powers reinforce it, then she could just as easily pick up a man by his penis and not crush him, nor tear it off, because her powers (zero-range telekinesis, apparently…) would reinforce him and it, too. So…is this power extension phenomenon limited to her hands? So she can give superpowered handjobs, but her vagoo is bereft of that same power?
Reference page (also see the preceding page to the linked page): https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-dabblers-science-corner-1/
Just seems weird to me. I guess you could say that reinforcing his dingus would numb it or something…but the page linked explicitly states that the power that reinforces the ambulance side (and would hypothetically reinforce her partner’s dingus) is also the power that reinforces her cells etc. So if it would dull sensation in the dingus…how does her body continue to function, and why does her skin still have sensation? ¯\(°_o)/¯
It’s been implied that she has had physical relations with her BF – this may simply be a way for her to head off anything further while also giving her a chance to indulge a sense of humor that she can’t in the military and wind up her would-be paramour.
Where was that implied?
It’s subtext.
So, something someone made up, like Maxi being a feminazi with a rod up her arse
No, that’s where they paint the name on the side of a submarine to be easily readable, but it’s below the waterline.
Always ready to help!
In https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-1170-save-vs-girl-talk/ after her first night out with Rowan
Maybe Maxima COULD reinforce her partner, but would that fail during climax? Would it feel weird, and did Dabbler fix THAT when Max forgave her for whatever it was in exchange?
Will we get more insights that don’t just raise more questions??
It could be Manton-limited – if it can be applied to other people, that introduces questions like “could she protect someone from an attack by touching and lifting them?”
That said, the problem in this case it just that he won’t fit. Reinforcing his penis might protect him from injury, but it still won’t let him force his way into her equally tough vagina. And if she made her vagina less tough, it would be risking injury for her.
If she has as much muscle control as my wife, it’s not a problem.
My assumption is that she CAN do that, but Gellen doesn’t know that and this is an easy way to get him to back off.
Dave,
If he was from the space equivalent of a blue state, he’d be confused about the implications of innie vs outie on how sex and reproduction works. Red state…you can’t be around pets and livestock without getting some visual examples. 45 years ago the high school biology text was quite clear on the subject and kids knew the basics before reaching puberty.
Why is it then that red states are so opposed to education on the subject? Is that it? They believe they already know everything they should know, and therefore a class would either be redundant, or cover material they deem offensive?
It’s simply: anyone from the other political party are morons (said by both sides)
As some someone who moved from a red state to a blue state it is clear one side is correct, and it isn’t the people opposed to formal education.
Yeah, I don’t civil. red staters are idiots and wrong. But, I dunno. I grew up with idiots in kansas who thought being left handed wasn’t a real thing and was reading before 1st grade in spite of those stupid uneducated people. Also, they couldn’t even teach math. 1+1 is 2n not 2. Formal education is something red state LOSERS hate. But, hey lie on loser.
Okay: Gloves off.
“Red state” people believe that parents are the primary educators of their children, especially in delicately private matters like sex ahd religion.
When children are sent to school for wider education on less sensitive subject matter, the parents do not intend to have them indoctrinated into marxism and groomed for child predators dressed as surgeons. All parents are not helplessly ignorant about who they consult for advice on child rearing, even if a small % might be.
Radio personality Paul Harvey’s “The rest of the story”: He did a story about the contents of the 8th grade final exam from the days of the little red schoolhouses all over America. Schools without teachers’ unions, where parents contracted teachers directly for their small communities, often a farm “village”spread across an entire township. 8th grade was as far as you got at the local level then because you’d be working on the family farm after graduation, so they made sure the important things were on the test.
Please look it up for yourselves, it must be on the internet somewhere. It has been too many decades since I heard it on the radio, so I would hate to do it misjustice by getting the details wrong. Imo, today’s “teachers” would fail that test.
> “Red state” people believe that parents are the primary educators of their children, especially in delicately private matters like sex
Which works great when one generation chooses not to educate their kids and the entire family line from then on remains ignorant.
> ahd religion.
Which works great when kids are never exposed to the scientific evidence that shows their Bible stories are counter to known facts, nor to any discussion about why those stories are immoral.
> When children are sent to school for wider education on less sensitive subject matter, the parents do not intend to have them indoctrinated into marxism and groomed for child predators dressed as surgeons. All parents are not helplessly ignorant about who they consult for advice on child rearing, even if a small % might be.
Please define Marxism. I have yet to meet a MAGA who can, and I’m not aware of any publicly-identified red-stater who can either.
Also…what? ‘Child predators dressed as surgeons’? Is this a transphobic thing, or are you confusing priest cassocks with surgical gowns? I’m assuming it’s a transphobe thing, so let me give you some reassuring news: minors do not get gender-reassignment surgery. It’s not a thing. What they do get, only with the acceptance of their parents and their doctors, is hormone treatments that will delay puberty until they’ve had time to decide if they really do want to change genders.
Also, to clarify: sex and gender are not the same thing. Yes, I know that the words used to be synonyms. Language evolves, and nowadays both progressives in general and scientists in specific use the words to distinguish between two separate things. Sex is about biology — what gametes you have, what genitals you have, etc. Gender is about what society expects of you based on your sex. Men don’t wear lipstick, girls wear pink, women are more nurturing, etc — these are all social stereotypes that relate to gender, not sex. (They also aren’t universally true.)
Because deist dipsticks that is why. It’s not politics it is stupidity.
Yeah, whatever. that stupidity (the nice definition) I ignored those numbskulls 50 years ago, because. BRAINS, not stoopids likes reds or blues. Peoples is peoples, science say there actually is biologically more than two. But whatever no decent discussion with people like your idiot self. I’d say it to your pasty white face. 60 years, still smarter than any deist scum or unthinking loser conservative. p.s. marxists are idiots.
If the woman in question has an IUD, cervix-battering becomes quite painful for both people involved.
sounds fair
I like when Max can let her hair down and be a woman and not “Max”
“No sword could enter in her skin, which vexed the knight and made her grin.”
I can’t believe nobody has commented on Max’s ‘Shiny Metal Ass’
I mean you’ve see Futurama
Because most people would like to continue living :P
I want to know what kind of scouring powder Max uses in the shower. Is it Comet? Or something lemony fresh?
I could be wrong but wouldn’t Dabblers potion ofaccomodation take care of that should Max actually want to screw him? I would be very very surprised if Cora doesn’t keep a stock of those in storage. :)
It seems pretty clear to me that’s a facade. If she hasn’t done something with her firefighter boyfriend already they have at least implied she’s open to trying with him, and he doesn’t have even space tech keeping his junk safe. I think Max is just taking the expedient of threatening this guy instead of getting him to agree to back off.
Why are people trying to force this?
Maxi already said ‘no!’, why are people not hearing her?
Right? It’s fairly obvious this is the “let him down gently” approach. The downside is that it usually takes longer for guys to get the hint… As we’re seeing in both the comic and the comments.
That is some impressive work with Max’s metallics. I’m staring at it for legitimate artistic reasons, I swear.
Like Dabbles and the ‘fun house mirrors’? :P