Grrl Power #605 – Telecoitus
Honestly, I have no idea what the other 4 could be. As excuses go, how do you beat “I can’t have sex with you because I’m somewhere else.” That’s hard to top without magic or superpowers being involved. The only thing that comes to mind immediately is some sort of body swap situation. “I can’t have sex with you with Lauren’s body!” or a gender bender situation, or something involving both.
Deus looks weird in panel 2. I don’t have actual face blindness but I have trouble recognizing people sometimes. Not really people I’ve met, but I have a lot of trouble placing actors I’ve seen before unless they meet a certain distinctiveness threshold. Even then, put a wig on them and I’m easily flummoxed. My wife is the polar opposite. She’s like an organic IMDB. We can be watching an old movie and some kid will say a single line and she’ll snap her fingers and say “that was Heath Ledger when he was 7” or something. 9 times out of 10 she’s right. More like 19 out of 20 really. The way I see it, everything about the human mind exists on a spectrum, sexual orientation, math skills, ADHD, all that stuff. If actual Prosopagnosia (face blindness) is a 1 and my wife is a 9 (at least), I’m like a 3 – 3.5 maybe.
The hard thing about being an illustrator who has a hard time with faces, (not just drawing them, although certainly that too) is when I draw a face and it looks weird, it’s sometimes hard for me to figure out what’s wrong with it. In this case I think he looks, I don’t know. Puffy maybe? I think his nose is too big – although he’s supposed to have quite a nose and chin/jaw on him. It’s still too wide? I don’t know. Actually, he reminds me of Matt Smith, like his face is too big for his… face. Oh well.
The painting behind them is the cover to Space Witch, which is the second Star Justice book that I’ve been going on about. I just needed something to fill the frame and ran out of time to paint my own thing.
This page colored by Keith.
Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. $1 and up, but feel free to contribute as much as you like.
OK, that hand is far too small to be Deus hand, but perhaps it’s Daphne’s hand and the artist forgot the freckles… so Deus is copying the hand of a Harem? Or is Vale giving a hand??
His left hand is not as large as portrayed in panels one and ‘POING’, that is possibly what is throwing you off
Or possibly Deus is a super, and his power is to selectively change the size of different body parts?
Thus explaining how he can have such a big head.
And keep it clean!
its his eyes, they’re too squishy /vertically narrowed compared to the rest of his face. Just stretch them down a little.
4, I’m married, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizards and clinically dead. (Thanks, Warren Ellis.)
3. I’m three weasels in an overcoat. (Or maybe hundreds of spiders?)
2. My feet are stinky, I have to go home and wash them. (I used that one to clam-jam myself once, in panic.)
1. I don’t want to. (That’s the weirdest thing anyone can say to Deus under any circumstance, anyway.)
Meh, everyone has issues. I can work around them.
I believe ‘smooth-talking’ is the traditional counter to 1.