Grrl Power #1499 – Suspicion deflected?
Lorlara is always fun to write. I think it would be exhausting writing (and reading) a full 24 page comic following her through a day in her life, but I think she’s terribly amusing in small bites. Such a comic would show her being loud and enthusiastic for the majority of pages, but one would have her sitting in a leather chair in a study, quietly looking over a thesaurus while stirring some tea, the going, “Ooh!” and scribbling in a notepad. And then the remainder of the comic would be right back to her voluminously stumping for Deus. That or delivering blistering Yelp reviews in person when a cafe sells her a slightly stale croissant.
In case you’re wondering, there is a race of “split-head-oids” and it’s not the Umbrivion we saw earlier. They also don’t call themselves split-head-oids. But Sydney knows quite a bit about alien races now thanks to her temporary possession by Lapha. Since Sydney herself is not an aetholith herself, her retention of Lapha’s lifetime of memories is rather spotty at this point, so she doesn’t remember what a split-head-oid’s formal species name is. The fact is, “split-head” or “tongue for brains” or “straw-head” or just “dick head” or “dick for brains” are common racist slang that people use to describe them, Lapha included, which is why it was the first thing Sydney’s fumbling brain locked onto, not realizing it was an epithet.
While I was writing this page, I couldn’t decide if Deus immediately pegged Tzerki as Sydney. I’ve gone on in the past about how identifying body language can be, and Sydney isn’t exactly trying to act like not-Sydney here. Most aliens out and about use some level of voice alteration, since everyone has universal translators, but on top of that, their specific Glowbods are further altering their voices enough that some A.I. wouldn’t casually match them with Earth media exemplars. Super intelligence has a lot of upsides, assuming it doesn’t come with some sort of super psychosis, but one of the kind-of-downsides is that Deus has a *lot* of data to sort through. Not just libraries worth of book learning and historical knowledge. Like Data listening to four operas at once, Deus can assimilate multiple information sources without it getting jumbled up into gray memory goo, and he’s been paying more and more attention to galactic information streams in addition to all the Earth knowledge he’s constantly sucking up. He’s well aware there’s like a trillion people out there, so meeting a loud, quirky, roughly-the-same-height Mantellan who reminds him of Sydney doesn’t necessarily give him definitive insight into her identity.
The fact that he’s 90% sure Ixah is Maxima is a factor, but if he sees Tzerki hanging out with Cora, the game is probably up.
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I think she would get in trouble for doing this. She’d mess up the… floor of the waterfall? Is that what it’s called? The receiving pool? No, probably not that. Anyway, she’d churn things up and cause a ton of weird erosion.
Since you might be wondering, Niagara Falls is about 165 feet high, so Babezilla obviously doesn’t have to be full sized. I’d say she’s about 175-180 feet tall here?
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Imagine Lorlara and the Caged Demonwolf in the same room.
The amount of loquacious lollygaging would reach ludicrous levels
I don’t buy that X-face didn’t recognize Sidney from her gibbering, volume and body language.
He most certainly did, but he also loves playing that kind of games.
Especially since he knows that million to one shots* happen all the time.
* IE, the chance that he would run into Sydney when there are millions of beings there.
Discworld rules – million to one happens nine times out of ten
SUBTLE
As a hammer to the face.
I imagine Deus was winding up to throw in some comments that would’ve shown he knows it is Sydney, or that would’ve provoked a reaction out of Sydney to prove it is her, but of course Lorlada couldn’t help but be herself first.
I think Lorlarla is my favourite xD
Always nice to meet someone enthusiastic about their job
body language?
what about the fact that Sydney apparently speaks English here. Deus speaks Mantellan, what does Sydney speak.
Granted, he already kinda knows Maxima is doing space adventures, so some retinue isn’t surprising, but from what retinue accompanies her he can infer how she is doing her travel. He doesn’t know about Sydney’s wormhole stuff. Yet. Unless Harem or the violence dude told him.
“split-head” or “tongue for brains” or “straw-head” or just “dick head” or “dick for brains” are common racist slang
So from Deus perspective a random Mantellan randomly spoke to him and immediately called him a slur for a species he isn’t part of. Like seeing an Asian for the first time and asking him if he’s an n-word. Roughly. That’s crazy, if we find a way to generate electricity from social fauxpas Sydney is our way to unlimited energy.
Does Syd remember that the Senators aide put a (superdrug assisted) mind whammy on her?
Deus, are there any more at home like Lorlara? I could use an assault secretary.
Sydney need to find a way to tell Cora to stay out of sight in case Deus is headed their way…!