Being a haberdasher in heavily demon populated areas would be interesting work. Cause of the horns. I’m saying hats would be almost entirely bespoke. Sure, hats that have baseball cap-like adjustable thingies for temple horns would cover like, 30% of hat needs, but that only assumes that the rest of their head is head shaped and not pointy or ridgey or covered in quills. Granted the quill guy probably won’t be wearing a hat under most circumstances. I guess a straw hat would work if you were real careful about threading the quills in the straw gaps. I guess quill guy could just wear one of those accounting caps that’s just brim but no actual hat.

In demon gym class you have to climb the corpse chain without knocking off any of the corpses, then ring the bell. Nowadays, in the “not so violent and horrible” era of post-astral influence, the corpses are usually simulated, and all the grandpa demons are like “back in my day you had to hunt and kill your own corpses, then string them onto the chain before you were allowed to climb it dagnabbit.” All while ignoring the fact that 7 out of 10 of his classmates died before graduating because of all the literal backstabbing. Also front stabbing. Clubbing from various angles, even the occasional assassination via holy water in the bidet.

In succubus gym class, “ringing the bell” at the top of the rope climb means something fairly different. The fact is that at any given moment, someone in Succubus Finishing School is having an orgasm. Which sounds fun, granted, but that’s often preceded by an Ultraviolet level of week-long blue balls. At least in the advanced classes. Yeah, being a succubus’s study partner seems great until you’re tied to her bed begging her to use the feather just one more time.

The July vote incentive is finally up! There was a disagreement about digitigrade and plantigrade leg configurations. What better way to resolve it than a race?

And in the Patreon variant, what better way to resolve it than a nude race? You know, to eliminate uh… wind drag I guess?



Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.