There is a college-age version of Maxima who would be offended at a woman’s genitals being defined by their utility vis-à-vis male genitals. Actually, if we’re playing the alternative universe game, then there’s a version of non-superpowered non-six foot one Maximillia somewhere (possibly going by ‘Emily’ or ‘Imillia’) who went to a liberal arts women’s college and wrote many articles railing against such phallocratic concepts as Genital Hierarchy for her ‘zine, and is dating some emotional submissive who is described by everyone he meets as “extremely vegan.”

But our Maxima, while certainly more tightly wound in the past, has mellowed out a bit since then and can just laugh at the phrase “Emergency Erection Mitigation.” Especially the Emergency part. I mean, no doubt many a young man has described his erection as an emergency to many a red-state sex-educated young woman hoping to get at least a handy out of her. But outside of that, (and I suppose some narrow medical conditions, largely involving overindulgence in erectile dysfunction drugs,) the idea that an erection constitutes any kind of legitimate emergency is pretty laughable.

Well, okay, an erection at work/school/church/standing in line at the waterpark, sure, I guess that’s a kind of emergency. But when I hear the word ’emergency,’ I think of flashing red lights and people in windbreakers with three letter acronyms on the back milling around. Probably a helicopter circling the area, because they need to actually use the helicopter enough to justify the budget for it.

The August vote incentive is up! Yeah I know it’s late, so hopefully I’ll manage to get some bonus (read: overdue) incentives up as I attempt to catch up.

Oh no! Sydney’s been injured! A Wampa may or may not have been involved, I’ll leave the exact nature of the incident up to you. It’s not relevant to the picture. And before you’re like “Dave, Bandaged Rei is one thing, but floating unconscious in a bacta tank is probably an even narrower fetish.” just check the picture out.

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