This handyman is looking to get promoted to security. He practices his taser quickdraw in front of the mirror and phrases like “I.D. please.” and “Move along rebel scum.” and “These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.” Although good maintenance people are worth 20 security guards. If the doors don’t lock and the cameras don’t work and the A/C keeps going out and the breakroom microwave keeps going on the fritz, then the guards aren’t patrolling a ‘facility’ so much as they are an abandoned shack.

I can imagine the pranks Jiggawatt got up to in school. “Look, this taser is broken.” (zaps self repeatedly) Friend: “Let me try!” (zaps self and collapses backward over the couch)

Actually that’s really the only prank that leaps to mind. Well, she could blow breakers and set off fire alarms easily enough, or make old CRT TVs explode by throwing a few thousand amps through them. Maybe she can electrolysis someone and make their hair fall out.

The November Vote Incentive is still up! The new one is coming along, just working on outfit variants, so it should be up either Thursday or more likely Monday (at the latest.)

I went a little simpler with the art this time, which is to say I didn’t add like 9 passes of lighting and detail work. I wasn’t trying to chintz out on the time input or anything, I’d been browsing around ArtStation since I like torturing myself with all the amazing art there, and found a few people who do nice clean styles that are more Arcane (the League of Legends Netflix show) than Love, Death and Robots, and by LD&R I mean the ones that are like “Look at how realistic our skin textures are!” and not the ones that are more Pixar-y or just like 2D cell art or whatever.

Enjoy variant outfits and lack thereof over at Patreon.

Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.