Grrl Power #1474 – Mega influencer
You know… “RAR” If you know what I mean.
I don’t, actually. I don’t know why it’s in quotes.
I know what you’re all wondering. The symbol on her phone is an eggplant with a bite taken out of it. Admittedly the branding could be a little clearer.
I think Babezilla is clocking in at about 300 feet tall there? The building next to her isn’t 2-story technically, but it’s one of those businesses like an auto repair shop or your basic strip mall structure, so it’s got a false ceiling with all the ductwork and cabling and some HVAC on the roof. So it’s a little shorter than a 2 story house, cause houses have sloped roofs, but it’s about the same height as two stories of an office building, if you ignore the bottom two floors which are usually a high-ceiling lobby and them a mezzanine level. Anyway, that comes up to her ankle, so my back of the napkin my brain calculation puts her at about 300 feet.
Babezilla is 5’5″ normally, so 300 feet means she’s 55x larger, and assuming she starts off at 100 pounds (for easy math,) she’s clocking in at about 8,500 tons now, according to a square cube calculator I found. That’s why the street is cratering under her. The storm drains no likey.
Of course, being 55x larger means the 5,000 mile swim to Senegal (assuming she starts from Galveston) would still be a 90 mile swim for her. She may not have fully realized that. It would be a pretty stupid way to die, getting 3 or 400 miles out and realizing how badly she’d underestimated the distances. Even if she hadn’t gotten past the continental shelf, the water there can be 350-600 feet deep. Though I guess if she started from Galveston, she’d be basically in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico and could angle toward an oil derrick. There’s a lot of them out there. It’s not like she’s stuck at 300 feet tall. She could swim up and be all, “Gosh guys, do you have a helicopter to spare? I think I’m lost.”
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I think she would get in trouble for doing this. She’d mess up the… floor of the waterfall? Is that what it’s called? The receiving pool? No, probably not that. Anyway, she’d churn things up and cause a ton of weird erosion.
Since you might be wondering, Niagara Falls is about 165 feet high, so Babezilla obviously doesn’t have to be full sized. I’d say she’s about 175-180 feet tall here?
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We shall not mention the square-cube law.
Nor how ungodly strong her bones have to be.
oh … drat … I just did, did I?
I am a bit worried though that Maxima is coming in with maximum ultra-violence (to take this girl down in less than 5 seconds). And then we find out that this really is just a young girl doing young girl things, only kaiju sized, who really really did not deserve to be treated like a clear and present danger to the global population…
Antagonizing a special response team is the best way to win a Darwin award, girl or not girl…
Super size usually goes hand in hand with super durability. Same way Hiro doesn’t shatter his arms with his super strength.
That also explains how she’s able to shrug off attacks from several tank-busters at the same time without even appearing annoyed. Not even scales of that size would hold up to Heatwave & Jiggawatt without some level of super toughness, much less the fleshy bits they’re actually targeting.
Were it square instead of cube it would work.
Never mind the square-cube law.
She just upsized her smartphone by 55 times and it still works, meaning that she upscaled the amount of stored energy by the required factor to keep it going.
If the things she touches stay upscaled after she loses contact with them and don’t downsize when she does, she’d upend whole economies. Even if the upscaling has a time limit, using it on things that would be consumed within that period would be a game changer
not just the energy – also the material… like… can you imagine how much copper and gold is represented in that thing? XD
We’re well beyond “young girl doing young girl things” already. First response would be local law enforcement shouting at her with a bullhorn to please return to her normal size. When that doesn’t work, they call in ARC-Swat. We see ARC Swat is on the scene already and has been throwing some attacks at her, which tells me their initial attempt of ordering her to return to normal size or else has now progressed to the “or else” phase. The current team however is now able to take her down or, seemingly, do any kind of actual harm to her at all. Only then did they call for Max.
It stops being “young girl doing young girl things” when they ignore lawful orders from law enforcement and start steaming about how they’re going to fight cops. She is purposefully and intentionally fighting law enforcement. As a kid I was taught this lesson, but I know some people ended up having to learn the hard way: Don’t fight cops.
A young girl doing young girl things would reasonable be young girl discovers she can grow to massive size, starts streaming, makes herself massive in a city not really thinking about the consequences, and then when the cops shout at her to come down here and have a conversation, she complies and might be a bit scared because she realizes she might be in trouble
Let me propose a counter interpretation.
How many teenager have you known who do the ‘right thing’ instead of ‘it seemed like a good idea at the time’ ?
I am, and was, not arguing that she is in the right here. Nor that she should not be stopped, But I am arguing that sane countries hold children to a different, lower, standard of accountability for good reasons. Not the least of which being that the part of the brain that makes us think before we act is among the last to develop.
My read of the situation, having only this one page to go by, is that this young teen discovered that she could grow into a kaiju-girl. That was fun and exciting so she went outside to show her followers what she could do. They too thought it was fun and exciting. Then the police showed up but she could shrug them off. Even more fun, even more exciting. And now Arc-swat is not exactly doing so great and her follower count is probably in the tens of millions.
Note that while she causes environmental damage simply due to her size, she is not exactly rampaging and that her mind is focussed on “I am unstoppable. Who wants to see my bikini?”
Forgive me if I do not see a hardened criminal here, but only a teenager who is overly excited with what she can do and in typical teenager fashion is not thinking about the consequences?
Can we at least agree that she is not acting maliciously and does not deserve to get the ‘fell carrier treatment’ ?
I think the basic problem is that ARC SWAT _cannot_ get a reputation for being stymied by awkward problems. Their operations manual has probably got a page reminding them that if they’re operating in public they should assume they’re being watched by hostile entities.
Getting stopped by too big a problem is one thing but getting stopped by a problem they can handle but _won’t_ is a bug light for malicious actors. Children suicide bombers are already a feature of this fun world of ours; scale the problem up to Babezilla and any inability to neutralize -lethally or not- a threat becomes an instructional manual on how to successful pull off a mass casualty event. Just make the packaging sufficiently outwardly non-threatening, watch AS fail to act quickly enough and boom aloha snackbar death to the great satan.
I think Max knows no matter what that can’t be allowed to happen.
Of all the things I thought of that Max could be needed to deal with, this was not anywhere near my short list.
I find it very amusing that she gave herself a belted on, plush tail for her costume (assuming that’s what those belts are for). I was also thinking the felt dino spikes were part of her hoodies, but there a gap for them, so maybe not?
The belts seem to be just for decoration, and the skirt goes over the tail. I’m guessing all the reptilian parts are her, including the tail, unless it is another kind of ‘tail’.
You have to look at the vote incentive. She appears to be part dinosaur. Reminds me of Dina from the “Dumbing of Age” webcomic. https://www.dumbingofage.com/
… and that’s why her base weight is 100 pounds. That said, I’m pretty sure Dina is not 5’5″. According to Walkypedia, her height is 5’3″, but that still seems a bit tall compared to how she seems in the comic. And also a bit tall for her weight being 100 pounds.
She’s got the tail in the pinup, although it’s not super clear how the bikini bottom is secured in the back.
I am mostly curious if the reptilian parts are a constant part of her physiology or if they simply manifest when she enlarges. But I am sure we will get the answer in a few pages.
Uh oh. Maxima is going to fly Through this one isn’t she?
I’m betting (Swoops in) Spank Spank Spank! “BEHAVE!”
Babezilla: Waah! You’re mean! I give up!
(Swoops out)
Math and Jabberwocky seem ideally unsuited for this fight. I guess they’re just there for the banter.
Couldn’t Jabberwocky just do Babezilla-style?
They insisted on being there when they found out who the villain was.
Even if they can’t contribute to trying to stop her they are still plenty useful for crowd control and rescuing civilians if any are in the way so the rest of the team can focus.
They can help with crowd control only if they’re not too distracted with Babezilla, which they seem to be.
I really expected the emergency to be something nefariously released by either the obnoxious X-face, or by Dabbler’s master, in order to test whether or not they are seeing Maxima in the tournament.
Anyway, whether or not they released Babezilla, given how the announcer announced the departure, they will be able to match up the timetables. Instead of an alibi, Maxima is giving them a confirmation.
On the other hand, she’s also providing confirmation that her being there isn’t much of an opening. Might buy you an extra 10 seconds.
Who says this isn’t something obnoxious X-face did? He loves doing things that aren’t immediately attributable to him, and it looks like all he would have needed to do was to prod her in just the right way via an anonymous comment.
Probably gonna get deleted, but I bet Math and Jaberwocky want to pull an Ant-man/Thanos maneuver.
Why would a dated reference get deleted? That’s no crime.
i meant my comment for the meme of going up inside the back door, even though Math would probably choose a different entrance, but I don’t know his fetishes.
So this young woman thinks that fighting police officers is fun? In this case, I can think of several federal felonies that could apply, mostly under 18 U.S. Code § 111 – Assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers or employees. That is often applied to FBI agents or U.S. Marshals as the officer, but it would apply to Arc-Swat as well, even without Maxima. She is looking at 8 years, maybe up to 20, in federal incarceration.
Does ARC have super power dampeners? I don’t remember if they do. I feel like there’s a lot of logistical questions about super incarceration that need to be answered to address Babezilla. Mostly like how? Imprisoning someone that can manipulate their size creates unique challenges. Just how would you enforce a prison sentence on her specifically without violating human rights or devoting tons of resources that would be impractical?
No (p363). Arc-AEGIS has to come up with individualized solutions (elevated air pressure for Opal so she’d get the bends if she tried to portal out, cutesy cartoons and pot smoke for Vehemence to squelch his vehemic energy).
Two words: Lunar Prison
Assuming that she turn to human size in certain circumstances (i.e. when unconscious) just put her in a cell that is solid enough that she can’t explosively grow out of it. Add some gas tanks to put her to sleep if necessary and it should be fine. To be really sure put on her a remote controlled shock collar. Things she wears seems to grow with her, so even if she gets big the collar would still works.
That depends on exactly how her super powers work. I could see at least three possibilities. There are probably other options for how it could play out.
– This plan works exactly like you intend.
– Koolaid Man style prison break as she grows.
– The prison grows with her, but doesn’t gain super strength as quickly, so she can bust out after she grows.
Now, in the latter two cases, the shock collar is still on her, but she may have resistance against shock in her super-sized state, while the knock out gas probably works less well if she’s busted out of the prison so it merely wafts about her feet for a bit.
Do Not Make Three Mouth At Us
If she’s 55x larger than normal and “standard” 28mm scale is 1:56, you are about as small to her as your D&D miniatures are to you, if that helps.
(In the case of miniatures, “standard” means “Whatever the heck the sculptor feels like at the time.”)
If we’re talking Citadel miniatures, those left “25mm” behind about 30 years ago. I used to like comparing my older authentically 25mm figs with my newer Citadels, and concluding that in the Warhammer ‘verse, average human height is about 7 feet tall, and even dwarves are 5 foot.
Yes, Scale Creep is a frustrating thing. I’m older than dirt and have a massive “Pile of Shame” of 25mm Ral Partha, Grenadier, and Citadel minis that still need painting. The new stuff looks amazing, but they are gargantuan next to the old Ral Partha lead.
On the other hand, I was watching Star Trek: Strange New Worlds and after seeing Rebecca Romijin standing next to Melissa Navia I began to relax about scale. A little… just a little… Reaper Bones still frustrates me.
At some point in the 90s, Citadel switched from the “standard” 25mm size to the “heroic” 28 mm size – and most of the industry followed suit, unfortunately.
If she can change size at will and objects change with her, she could make a heck of a lot of money…
Yes. I’m going to guess, that either the upscale doesn’t last outside of her presence, or she hasn’t thought of it
This hardly seems a threat worthy of bringing Max back.
I think it’s more that there’s an attacker naming and calling out Arc-SWAT while streaming live.
If Max were on Earth with the rest of the team, she would be responding. So she has to be seen to respond, or else when this attacker is dealt with at least some of the viewers are going to be saying “This could have been dealt with much faster and easier with Maxima. Why didn’t that happen?”
This response should keep at least some other exploratory probes from happening.
In real life this happens a lot. Forces “accidentally” violate boundaries to test the response time and what responded.
Reading Dave’s note about the height of the two-ish story building makes me think Sydney Scoville Junior is just barely not a self-insert. If she were a lesbian, I’d have no doubts in my mind.
I’ve generally assumed Sydney is basically an exaggerated female version of the author for a very long time now. Less self-insert and more “Write what you know.”
So, wait, is Babezilla channeling GiantGirl’s power? Her growth power obviously affects other things, so control over mass and density would also follow. Yes? No? Maybe?
Rethinking, she HAS to have control over mass and density otherwise, normal bone would not be able to support her weight at that size. Normal flesh would have issues too.
Well, normal bone and flesh wouldn’t be able to do a lot of the things supers do, so this is just one of many examples where they tell the laws of physics to sit down and shut up.
I’m thinking it’s more Superion Field shenanigans. Like, uh… the Gravity guy (I don’t think it’s Hiro, but the other guy?)’s bones don’t go squish when he’s gravity-ing on himself.
Or she’s got Required Secondary Powers with her size manipulation- namely super-durability and heat-sequestration. Bets on whether or not she’s got a breath weapon? Or she might just be re-purposing the extra generated heat as energy to move.
Hmm, ARC-Swat didn’t exactly show up in their full battle rattle for this fight, did they? I’d think any deployment against a super-powered criminal would rate more than BDU pants and t-shirts (or even less, in Math’s case).
Unless she showed up to harass them at home? If she’s pulling this near HQ, that’d also explain why so many members who aren’t suited for dealing with her are present and just kind of hanging out.
Or maybe I’m overthinking a comic with Babezilla in it.
That could be calculated. “A lot of Arc-SWAT didn’t show up to this fight because of training. For example, the media favorite Halo. But also a bunch of people who weren’t Halo. Maxima did appear, but she was delayed because she was *doing* the training, and really wanted to get back to it, so she did not stay long.”
*rar* … better than zip
Except that she’s more of an unrar
Damn, you all beat me to it… I like bzip2 or gzip myself.
Why are they simply not cunt-punting her instead of doing dumb stuff like shooting joints
Decorum I presume. She’s obviously recording the incident and, as much as she is the aggressor, it generally does not look great when law enforcement wails on a person’s fun time parts. If nothing else, it looks unprofessional.
Eh, she’s 90 metres tall, destroying property, and delivering threats of grievous harm and death over a carriage service, while the response team’s designated field leader publically stated she was prepared to go extra-judicially lethal and nuke anyone dumb enough to try it on, something we’ve never seen her been forced to walk back.
An energetic punt doesn’t feel like that extreme an action in the circumstances. Even in a worse case where falling ends up in her recreating the disappearing pencil trick with a power pole, it feels squarely in the realm of Fuck Around, Find Out.
It’s certainly going to be a more benign option than being on the receiving end of Maximum Momentum Maxima where full body paralysis or decapitation are both incredibly possible outcomes because corruptly earning fat sacks of alien dosh is a significantly higher mission priority than the well being of a superpowered terrorist gunning for a Darwin Award.
Not to dismiss the threat of Babezilla or the fact that she’s obviously committing some crimes here but I feel like extreme force at this point in the “battle” would be unnecessary escalation and potentially a legal landmine for ARC as well as a publicity nightmare. I don’t know how much freedom Max and ARC get to handle super powered threats but I think some situational context matters and so far Babezilla has been standing around, influencer posing while the team attacks her. Property damage aside is anyone even hurt? Are civilians in danger? I’m not sure on the location either but ARC headquarters is seemingly surrounded by a forest I think. All appearances imply she just walked up to ARC and challenged them to try and farm clout.
She has made verbal threats and spoke intention to harm other assumedly government sponsored supers on foreign land as well. Perhaps that does make her a terrorist of sorts but even that seems like slightly extreme labeling so far.
All this is to say while she has committed serious crimes already and poses a significant threat I don’t think lethal or even extreme force is appropriate yet unless civilians are in direct danger. Damaging a road and possibly the pride of some powerful supers doesn’t mean Babezilla should be punched into space and I hope Maxima is responsible enough to see that. Getting back to space gambling isn’t worth hurting someone.
I figure she’s close to twenty — young enough to be a dumbass kid, old enough to keep Math on the right side of the line between “loveable lech” and “skeevy sleaze”.
I thought the logo on the phone was a reference to the Banana Jr. 6000 from Bloom County
I thought the logo on the phone was a reference to the Banana Jr. from Bloom County
I’m not a fan of the extreme violence Max is probably going to visit upon her.
Who says Maxi will extreme violence her?
Oh right, the Anti-Maxi Squad
Assuming she keeps to the warm/shallow/coastal waters as she leaves the Gulf and the various carnelian islands the most east-wards of the islands of Antigua and Barbuda are only like 2900 miles from Dakar, Senegal (and she could take a little break to composer herself at Cape Verde) so comparative total distance would be like ~55 miles.
A recreational swimmer is going to be doing ~3mph on the top end. That’s still ~17 hours of swimming once she leaves the islands. But she has a tail, so I would equate her swim power and profile more like a Komodo dragon, a blazing 8mph making the journey a little under 7 hours.
Buuut If she’s 300 feet she’s like triple the size of a blue whale. They are obviously more optimized for water and can cruise up to 12mph, I’d argue that tail plus legs and the reach/strength of her arms should be getting us A LEAST one third efficiency to match the whale, This gets us into the 4.5 hour range.
While unlikely if she matches the whale on efficiency, she could be cruising at 24-36mph which gets us into the 90 minute. (it’s also about the speed range of a submerged submarine)
Okay, this comic reminded me of something – why doesn’t Max just go maximum strength and punch Anvil for, like, an hour each day? Gives you the option of a single-shot power lift into orbit or mega-bomb of a punch in case…well, godzilla shows up, actually? Like this IS the use case for super-charging Anvil, more so than needing Max here.
I guess the answer to this question is another question. Can Anvil store absorbed kinetic energy indefinitely? If she can I’m surprised they don’t do that or that she doesn’t passively bank energy as she encounters it every day. Also is there a limit cap to what she absorbs? I think this strat has potential but is likely impractical for some reason. Maybe it would just be hard on Anvil.
I believe every use we’ve seen of Anvil absorbing and releasing kinetic energy have had a very short time between the events, my guess would be that she cannot store it for long. Even if she can, keeping a store of energy may be rather uncomfortable/tiring, akin to keeping your muscles flexed for the entire time. If she could, you’d think she would just keep herself fully charged (or maybe just have a sizable charge, if her ability to tank damage is reliant on having room the “battery” and she’d be about as resilient as a normal human when said battery was fully charged) at all times.
Both of you make fair points, though I was assuming a certain degree of bleed-off, thus the daily recharge. Hadn’t considered Anvil might have a top limit.
side noting, I’m kind of surprised that Hiro or Stalwart haven’t run for cover with Anvil and started pummeling her into a super charge at this point. Might be faster to call Max, but once it’s clear the boulder toss isn’t working, that seems like the next option. (you hide it a) because how Anvil does what she does is supposed to be a secret, and b) it just isn’t a great look to have a man beating on a woman on national coverage, and Babezilla would totally post that if they did it in front of her for the views). Presumably, neither are around.
I vaguely remember seeing something about her storing kinetic energy from little everyday impacts, like just walking around, but I’m having trouble finding it. But page #517 suggests that she can save it up over time.
I mean this one page seems like strong if situational evidence Anvil does have some extended energy storing capabilities. It would then be easy to assume she could and possibly does have energy stored right now and is more likely being cautious because a full power punch to Babezilla could seriously hurt/kill her and almost definitely cause massive damage to the surrounding area. I think in a lot of situations relying on Max isn’t out of desperation but safety and efficiency. Her overwhelming suite of powers and their potency can just be applied to a lot of situations. I actually don’t think a lot of members of ARC SWAT are prepared to confront and contain a giant non lethally.
Seems kind of silly to risk Earth’s entire future to stop Live Stream Dinogirl given the only thing they suffer by letting her win is a small bit of embarrassment.
And the cost of everything she’s crushing (see the parking lot to start). Plus if you give one live-streaming super-dino-girl a pass, you’ll have 20 more to deal with next week.
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
that’s… gotta be the dumbest “villain” ever
then again, we got “prank streamers” or something
You are thinking of Swatting (Calling cops on innocent people just going about their daily lives in their homes) and yeah this “Babezilla” is doing the equivalent and livestreaming it. Makes me scared to ask how old this idiota is.
She’s gonna be oneshot by Maxima, hopefully she and her clothes shrink from being unconscious (To Math’s further dissapointment) and them Max will be racing to be back in the arena before the 30 seconds is up.
Gonna be fun to see how much the battlefield has changed by that point
They’re actually thinking of Nuisance Streamers, like Johnny Somali. Who iirc is currently serving time in a South Korean prison for thinking that shit would fly over there.
That was really funny. I do enjoy seeing actions having consequences.
I’m guessing late teens – early twenties: young enough to act like a dumbass kind and old enough to keep Math on the right side of the boundary between “loveable lech” and “skeevy sleaze”.
I’m guessing Max was called in by the brass because Babezilla called out ARC-SWAT and they can’t have the team looking weak, but also it seems like they’ve agreed (somehow) that it would look bad to blow up / main / kill a tean/2X year old goofball that is just being an ass and causing property damage but apparently nothing else.
Dialogue from next page: “I. Do not. Have time. For this.”
Taking bets at 2 to 1. Dave is not allowed to bet. Or know about it.
I’ll take that bet.
Mostly because she also doesn’t have time for emphatic pauses.
This is why ARC-SWAT needs a mesmer to put the Kaiju to sleep.
As for the Leon solution, gen some lame AI vids to replace all her social media and then show her denied net access.
I’ve been reading the comments: Pixel. No one has suggested what Pixel’s reality-bending could do. Or the Hearth-witch, she has weird powers too. Is there a character that could hit Babezilla with a “shrinking” spell?
.. Best villain. Love it.
The two questions that come to mind are:
1) Is she a bit dinosaur-ish all the time, or do the scales et cetera only appear when she grows?
2) Is that her natural cup size, or is she able to grow her breasts more than the rest of her body in order to increase her social media following? That seems like a natural choice to make it you’re going to call yourself “Babezilla.”
The way it works for (inherent) superheroines in this universe is that with great power comes great boobage. (p138)
They need to deal with Babezilla in the most cruel way possible: Turn off all the cell phone towers in the area.
They have to have that capability in order to turn off ‘bombs which are triggered by cell phones’ anyway. If you cut off her audience mid-rant, she’s not going to have an effective response.
Just yell at her, “Check and see how many bars of service your cell phone is getting.”
She obviously didn’t choose to rampage in a heavily populated area or somewhere she could do unacceptable levels of property damage, which doesn’t leave her with a ton of options when it comes to getting publicity on this particular rampage.
Actually, the upscaling involved with her phone should be playing merry havoc as the overamped signal strength overwhelms the cell towers
OK, I am very happy with the new character. Super villain or not, proper growth characters are a lot of fun, so I hope you’ll do her justice.
You seem to be assuming Babezilla is going by Kaiju rules for her strength, speed, and durability… (otherwise not only would she collapse under her own weight but that “90 mile swim” number means she can swim 55x faster than a normal person, which means she’s moving as if she is a ‘normal’ sized person, not someone so massive they’re barely able to stand. She HAS to have the whole ‘giant person’ power set… which includes a LOT of stuff people don’t usually think of.
For example, a normal person multiplied in height by 55 would have about 3025 x the strength from their muscles expanding… but she’s gained 166,375 x the mass… so to move ‘normally’ she also needs 166,375 x the strength. So her muscles fibers would be… 55x tougher and stronger than normal muscles per volume. She’s a lot more than just bulletproof, she’s pretty much tank proof.
Let’s look at strength feats she should be able to manage. A normal person can throw a baseball at around 50 miles an hour. If she is scaling up from sheer average speed and strength she can throw something 25 tons around 2750 miles an hour… or about Mach 3.6 at sea level. She can throw a tank as fast as a railgun round. And that’s if she’s strictly average. Of course, that’s based on the whole “5000 miles is like 90 for her” thing which does very strongly imply her speed and strength are Kaiju appropriate not ‘dinosaur’ appropriate.
No Male EVER would buy that brand of phone. in Fact even thinking of it makes by clench my legs
I bet on Max throwing a jaw punch that 1 hit K.O. her.
Oh. Oh, no. She’s about to get Golden BB’d live on stream.
Is that an Itty bitty teenie weenie Yellow polkadot bikini?
I miss the Patreon sizes, but can’t afford it right now
The vote incentive looks as if you’ve doubled her age.
She hasn’t actually done anything to (or with) Arc-SWAT yet, so hope Maxi understands she’s no longer in the Tournament
The pool at the bottom of Niagara Falls would fully submerge her butt.
I want to make a comment about the vote incentive, I’ve heard from some people that live close to the area that Niagara Falls is gross. Like, there is some organic matter that the churning water whips up into a foam that’s really slimey and protein-y and does NOT look nice up close. I don’t think a Kaiju girl would like to bathe in it unless she’s into something like Bukake.
Also what exactly are Math and Jabberwokky going to do here? I don’t care how good a martial artist you are it’s not like you’re going to joint lock a 300 foot tall opponent…then again I think they both would have murdered anyone who would try to prevent them from seeing the physical embodiment of the Macro fetish in person.
Are you really gonna say the name “Babezilla” and expect Math NOT to at least show up to at least provide color commentary?
I’m more surprised Dabbler’s not with them providing Oil of Enhanced Mega-Grappling.
btw. have I mentioned how much I love Math and Jab’s relationship?