I would apologize for this page, but the middle two panels make me laugh every time.

People talk a bit talk about sticking a boot up someone’s ass so far they can taste leather, but you know what, if they actually did it, they’d probably freak out pretty hard.

  • I’ll whoop your ass so fast if you blink you’ll die in the dark.
  • I’ll knock your teeth so far down your throat the next time you sit on a bowl of milk duds you’ll have to be careful not to lose a filling! (<– This is a Sydney special)
  • I’ll stick my foot so far up your ass, Red Foreman will be like “Yikes!”
  • I will slap you so hard you’ll be able to get my fortune told. Cause… my handprint will be on your cheek, see?
  • I will slap you so hard, you’ll be like “Hey, stop.”

What’s the best fight ridiculous threat you’ve heard?

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