Grrl Power #1491 – The crush that crushes back
Apparently cutting loose has Max feeling a little sassy.
Max could do what she implied, but at this point, she has enough control over her powers that it shouldn’t really be a problem. That is to say, she can set her power sliders where she wants them and keep them there, even if she’s in the midst of some, let’s say, involuntary spasms.
Which isn’t to say there hasn’t been a learning curve, and a few incidents along the way. The first boy she fooled around with after “The Summer I Turned Pretty Much Gold Plated” and returned to school in her new gilded form. Of course most of the kids were all, “Who’s the golden freak?” or “Ug, so tacky.” “Oh my god, Becky. Look at her butt. She’s just so… gold!” Not that Max showed up in a thong so that Becky’s friend could actually see her butt, but you get what I’m serving.
But then there was the one guy who knew Max from Middle School (As I’m writing this I decided Max’s transformation happened when she was 13, between Middle and High School, but it was in one of those small-ish towns where everyone is an Air Force Brat and every freshman in High School knows everyone else from Middle School, except for the 15% new students that churn every year because of new deployments.) So this one guy sees Max being all introverted and self-conscious and goes up at the lockers and talks to her like nothing’s different. “So my family went and saw the Grand Canyon and Monument Valley over summer break. Did your family go anywhere interesting?” It was an earnest attempt to be a good friend, but it did eventually wind up with him finding out that it’s a bad idea to be mapping out a girl’s G-Spot when she has new super strength that she’s not quite an expert at controlling yet.
So he wound up with a cast that made it look like he was giving the middle finger (which, indeed, he had been giving the middle finger, and, not to be too indelicate, but Max… took his finger. But she also actually almost took took it.) But he wasn’t bitter, because the cast was a laugh-riot to everyone, and he never spilled the beans about how exactly it happened, only saying he was wrestling with unimaginable cosmic forces at the time it happened.
What Galen is implying in panel 5 is that since Max is on a ship, that makes her a sailor, and thusly should acquire a new lover at each port they visit, or just pick from available crew. Re-reading it just before I post, I guess it kind of looks like he’s saying that Max should hook up with him because he hasn’t established a Terran lover yet, and he’s looking to check that box. (Or check out that box, if he wanted to get punched in the mouth.) I suppose it works both ways, but my thought when writing it was he was telling her she should be sowing her oats. According to Space Sailor Law.
Sowing Wild Oats is one of those phrases isn’t quite cromulent for women. Sure, anyone can go out and have sexual adventures, but sowing oats does basically imply “disbursing seed to many fertile fields,” where women are the fields in question. But it seems a bit on the nose to suggest that women “gather many wild oats,” or something, like they’re going around saying, “Hey, farmer. Dissipate your oats unto my field, which is loamy and neatly tilled. >wink wink, nudge nudge<”
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I think she would get in trouble for doing this. She’d mess up the… floor of the waterfall? Is that what it’s called? The receiving pool? No, probably not that. Anyway, she’d churn things up and cause a ton of weird erosion.
Since you might be wondering, Niagara Falls is about 165 feet high, so Babezilla obviously doesn’t have to be full sized. I’d say she’s about 175-180 feet tall here?
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Wasn’t his name “Gellen” when we met him back on p702? (Then again, the rules for converting an alien name into English are probably a bit wibbly-wobbly…)
His name is listed as Gellen at the top right so that’s his name and Max pronounced it wrong.
And wow she looks good in nano-paint.
I reckon if a potential partner used the words “loamy and neatly tilled” to describe themself I would be absolutely won over…
I would have told hem we are not at a port.
I don’t know how far Rowan has gotten with Max but it’s been implied they’ve been somewhat intimate so until further details I’m taking this as a Rowan upscale! Feats don’t lie! Rowan>Gellen!
Intimate enough Rowan knew what Max’s skin felt like.
You can know what someones skin feels like from first base. I had the impression that Rowan had made it to second because of “the thing stuck in another thing” joke would not have been as funny unless they hadn’t gotten to sticking things in things yet.
Death by Snu Snu. I never thought I’d die that way, but I always hoped.
Would Max have become a super even if she hadn’t cracked open that geode and gotten the alien power water in/on her?
maybe a different liquid might have given her different powers? Like, what if Spider-Man had been bitten by a radioactive centipede ?
I believe the running theory is “yes, but neither as powerful nor as gold”.
Do you really have a boyfriend if you’re lying to him about everything about yourself?
Got to admit, that bit about involuntary muscle spasms is something I’ve been thinking about ever since the whole “man of steel, woman of tissue paper” question came about. Guess Max really works out the kegels in order to have that much control.