I guess strip poker is on hold while Sydney plays a few hands. She might have her brain in neutral at the moment, but she’d still probably figure out what they were doing the first time someone sells their boxers for $100 in chips to stay in. I assume that’s how strip poker works. I’ve only ever played a version on the Amiga with cartoon chicks.

Sydney is actually quite bad at poker. I know, you’re all shocked. As pictured here, her only shot at winning is this slow attrition, because she’s all tell. If she’s not leaping into the air, she’s giggling maniacally, wailing dramatically, or giving someone a death stare while drawing her finger across her throat.

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